Icu Jokes

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Funniest Icu Short Jokes

Short icu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The icu humour may include short ward jokes also.

1. Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the Peekaboo virus. Doctors are sending anyone with peekaboo straight to ICU.
2. Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital ? The ICU
3. John Cena woke up from a coma John Cena: Where am I?
   Nurse: ICU
   John Cena: No you don't.
4. Watch out for that new "Peekaboo" variant the CDC has been warning about... It's been sending everyone to the ICU.
5. Just been diagnosed with the dreaded 'Peek-a-Boo virus'... ​
   I'm being transferred to ICU.
6. Breaking News: Local Kindergarten reports major Peek-a-Boo accident. All involved were rushed to the ICU
7. Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables.
8. John Cena wakes up in the hospital... He asked the nurse, "Where am I?"
   The nurse replied, "ICU."
   He looks at her and says, "No you can't..."
9. Wife was in ICU Doctor: She is in a coma.
   Husband: Please save her. She's just 30.
   *Just then, ECG starts beeping. Fingers move. Her lips mumbled...
   And she spoke:
   I'm 29
10. Did you hear about the new virus called the Peekaboo virus? They recommend that if you get it, go straight to the ICU.

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Icu One Liners

Which icu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with icu? I can suggest the ones about coma and hospital.

1. Just got hospitalised due to a peekaboo accident They put me in the ICU
2. Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU.
3. Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital? In the ICU.
4. I just came down with the Peekaboo virus It sent me to the ICU
5. A peeping tom fell out if a tree, where did he end up? In the ICU
6. What's the worst place to hide in a hospital? The ICU
7. Where do you take someone that got hurt playing peek a boo? To the I.C.U
8. What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital? ICU
9. Where do blind people go to get cured? To the ICU.
10. Did you hear about the new Disney FastPass? Skip the lines, go straight to the ICU
11. What room in a hospital has the least amount of privacy? The ICU.
12. I injured myself playing with my 1-year-old I've been admitted to the Peekaboo ICU
13. I was injured while playing peek-a-boo They took me to the ICU
14. Where do you take someone who got injured in a game of peek a boo? ICU
15. Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U.

Icu Nurse Jokes

Here is a list of funny icu nurse jokes and even better icu nurse puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• John Cena wakes up from a coma. JC: Where am I?
  Nurse: ICU.
  JC: No you don't.
• John Cena wakes up in a hospital John Cena wakes up in a hospital after a 6-month coma
  John:"Where...where am I?"
  Nurse:"ICU Sir"
  John:"No...no you cannot"
• John Cena wakes up in a hospital.... John : where am I?
  Nurse: ICU
  John : no you don't.
• John Cena wakes up in the hospital He has no idea what is going on.
  A nurse walks into his room and he asks, "Where am I?"
  She responded, "ICU."
  He said,"No you don't."
• Where will the nurses always keep watch of their patients? In the ICU.
• Q: What did the nurse say to John Cena? A: ICU.
• Why did the Thai nurse get relocated from the intensive care unit at the hospital? It was scaring the other staff when she answered the phone, "Pe Ka Bu, ICU!"
• A critical care doc, an ICU nurse and a field epidemiologist walk into a bar, Just kidding, no they don't.
  g**...

Fun-Filled Icu Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about icu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hospice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make icu pranks.