The Best 48 Icu Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Icu jokes. There are some icu coma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these icu hospice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Icu Jokes and Puns

Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the Peekaboo virus.

Doctors are sending anyone with peekaboo straight to ICU.

Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital ?


John Cena woke up from a coma

John Cena: Where am I?

Nurse: ICU

John Cena: No you don't.

Just been diagnosed with the dreaded 'Peek-a-Boo virus'...

I'm being transferred to ICU.

Breaking News: Local Kindergarten reports major Peek-a-Boo accident.

All involved were rushed to the ICU

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

A peeping tom fell out if a tree, where did he end up?

In the ICU

What's the worst place to hide in a hospital?


Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward?

His doctor told him to eat more vegetables.

Where do you take someone that got hurt playing peek a boo?

To the I.C.U

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?


John Cena wakes up in the hospital...

He asked the nurse, "Where am I?"
The nurse replied, "ICU."
He looks at her and says, "No you can't..."

Wife was in ICU

Doctor: She is in a coma.

Husband: Please save her. She's just 30.

*Just then, ECG starts beeping. Fingers move. Her lips mumbled...

And she spoke:
I'm 29

Where do blind people go to get cured?

To the ICU.

Did you hear about the new virus called the Peekaboo virus?

They recommend that if you get it, go straight to the ICU.

Did you hear about the new Disney FastPass?

Skip the lines, go straight to the ICU

New Pandemic Virus

Scientists are now concerned about a new virus which could become the next pandemic, which they have called the "peekaboo" virus. Patient who get the Peekaboo virus are put in ICU.

What room in a hospital has the least amount of privacy?

The ICU.

I was injured while playing peek-a-boo

They took me to the ICU

There was this haunted ICU in a hospital... People always died at 3pm on a Sunday afternoon, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled medical staff, so a group of doctors decided to keep a watch on the bed in secret and waited for the fateful hour.
At 3pm, the door to the ward slowly opened, then a cleaner came in, disconnected the life support machine and plugged in a vacuum cleaner.

Where do you take someone who got injured in a game of peek a boo?


Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

John Cena wakes up from a coma.

JC: Where am I?

Nurse: ICU.

JC: No you don't.

While recovering from surgery in the I.C.U...

...I couldn't help feeling like someone was watching me.

Where to you send someone who's been in a peekaboo accident?

To the I.C.U.

I was injured playing Peekaboo with my nephew.

I had to go to the I.C.U.

The alphabet in 2021: ABDFGHJKLMNOQSVWXYZ.

There will be no more ER, ICU, or TP.

Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.

It's called the Picabo ICU.

Former Olympic skier Pickabo Street donated money to a local hospital...

Former Olympic skier Pickabo Street donated money to a local hospital. In gratitude, the hospital named their emergency ward after her-- it's now the Picabo ICU.

I'm 29..

*Wife was in ICU*

Doc: seems like she is in a coma.

Husband: Please save her, she is just 30.

*Suddenly the ECG starts beeping, her hand moved, her lip mumbled*

And she spoke: I'm 29

Family members anxiously await news outside of the ICU

Dr Schrodinger :" there's good news and there's bad news."

"What do you mean by that?" Asks the wife.

Dr Schrodinger *takes a look inside* : " I'm afraid your husband is dead."

wife *sobbing* : "But then what's the good news?"

Dr Schrodinger: "What good news?"

Invisible people won't be a problem for doctors to treat

Just send them to the ICU

Why does John Cena take COVID19 seriously?

Because he doesn't want to go to the ICU.

I got mauled by a Great Dane and ended up in intensive care

Come on Scooby Doo, ICU

A critical care doc, an ICU nurse and a field epidemiologist walk into a bar,

Just kidding, no they don't.


Where are doctors most observant of their patients in the hospital?

In the ICU.

I found out my friend has Peek Aboo

He's in the ICU

Did you hear about the blind guy who got in a car accident?

He regained his sight in ICU.

Where are people with paranoia sent to?

the ICU

Why was the hospital patient feeling so self-conscious?

She overheard the doctors keep saying ICU.

I'm dying to meet you

When can ICU

Doc, my husband was just admitted to the hospital with violent butt spasms. Do you know where he is?

Doctor: ICU baby, shaking that ass.

Where do you take someone after a Peeka Boo accident?


John Cena wakes up in a hospital....

John : where am I?

Nurse: ICU

John : no you don't.

John Cena wakes up in a Hostipal*

JC- Where am I?
Doctor- ICU
JC- No you can't.

Where did the stalker go when he took multiple gunshot wounds to the abdomen?


Which hospital ward is the best place to play peek-a-boo?


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