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28 icon jokes and hilarious icon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about icon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Icon Short Jokes

Short icon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The icon humour may include short emoji jokes also.

  1. What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common? They both had to die to become the icon of saving.
  2. impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon.
  3. Everyone knows of Yao Ming, one of the most iconic basketball players of his generation. Far lesser known was his sister Rai, one of the preeminent female poets of her generation.
  4. I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"
  5. A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating... Turns out every icon was a little graphic.
  6. Meat Loaf has made great music. Meat Loaf has had iconic film roles. Meat Loaf will see his 75th Birthday Whoops. Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
  7. An upset man has filed a lawsuit against Nirvana over the band's iconic 1991 album cover. Sounds like a baby just trying to grab some money.
  8. How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).
    Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.
    So you will know.
  9. Everyone knows Al Pacino, the famous Hollywood icon. No one talks about his brother Cap, who invented delicious Italian coffee.
  10. Did you hear about Haley Joel Osment being cast in the Titanic remake? The most iconic line will be Icy Dead People.

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Icon One Liners

Which icon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with icon? I can suggest the ones about cone and legend.

  1. Floppy disks are like Jesus They died to become the icon of saving
  2. Why Jesus and the 3.5" floppy are the same? They both died to become the icon of saving.
  3. What did we have before the mouse icon of today? The precursor.
  4. Name a more iconic island Isle wait
  5. What do you call people who design icons in League of Legends? Lolicons.
  6. Who is Pitbulls favorite sports icon? Dale! Earnhardt Jr.
  7. I like short logarithm equations... I guess you could say that I'm a ln-icon.

Icon joke, I like short logarithm equations...

Happy Icon Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about icon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avatar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make icon pranks.

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders

1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer!

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar.
Edit (back story): the origin of this joke came from a road trip back when I was in highschool (about 17 years ago). My buddy left the car door open and the dash displayed "the door is ajar". He thought it was funny, since we're use to seeing the "door open" icon and wouldn't stop telling the joke.
Not surprised it's been heard / told before but just happen to never hear it from any other source.

Breaking News: Legal alien lived a lavish lifestyle for years by impersonating music icon Sting.

Today he finally turned himself into the police.

Who's your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?

Brine Atoms

How do you turn a duck into a musical icon...

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers

An update to Windows 10 reminder was a little icon at first

Then it was an annoying pop-up. Now it's almost a full screen reminder. Soon they will start calling me on the phone and if I say no a couple loan shark guys will come to my apartment and make me update.

How do you get fresh air into an Eastern Orthodox church?

You tap on an icon and a window opens up.

I took part in a contest to design an alternative notification icon for YouTube, and I won

They gave me a No Bell prize

Today, the United States began to silence an influential African American icon

Never again will we hear the words of More gain, Free man

What does the iconic bridge in San Francisco and my favorite shower have in common?

They're both golden.

Icon joke, What does the iconic bridge in San Francisco and my favorite shower have in common?