Icing Jokes
35 icing jokes and hilarious icing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about icing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Icing Short Jokes
Short icing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The icing humour may include short iced jokes also.
- A man is on is death sentence and he gets to choose his last meal He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life, they never found a working machine.
- My father is cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am...... .....
an Ice Cube
Cred: Russell Peters - I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends. She said "Yes!". I said "Good, because I'm breaking up with you."
- I can't remember the name of that Italian dessert where you pour espresso over ice cream. I asked my Italian friend, but he couldn't remember either.
- In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters Waiter: "And to drink, sir?"
Dad: "I'll have a blind coke."
Waiter: "I'm sorry?"
Dad: "You know, a blind coke. No ice." - I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can't take it, but he can dish it out.
- I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice.. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
- Authorities close investigation on the group of hipsters found dead in a pond last week. Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool.
- It was so cold this morning I had to use my Tesco discount card to scrape the ice off my windscreen Didn't work though, I only got 10% off.
- I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone.
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Icing One Liners
Which icing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with icing? I can suggest the ones about ice skate and ice skating.
- Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
- What does Batman put in his beverages? Just ice.
- I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I? McDonald's ice cream machine
- What do you call a super hero completely made of ice? Justice
- Bert: Hey Ernie, you want some ice cream? Sherbert.
- What does Batman put in his drinks? Just ice
- I don't always make Titanic jokes But when I do, I use them to break the ice
- How do you make a whale float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a whale.
- How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.
- What did the doctor Say to the gingerbread man who broke their legs? Try icing it.
- What does Batman put in his tea? Just ice.
- TITANIC Sorry that was a terrible ice breaker
- What does Batman take with his drinks? Just ice
- Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool
- Bert asks Ernie, "Ernie do you want to get ice cream?" Ernie responds "Sure Bert"
Cheerful Icing Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about icing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean icicle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make icing pranks.
Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?
Because icing is not allowed.
Baking a Cake
A family was out at a movie and there was a s**... scene. Their little girl asks "What are they doing?"
Her mom replies "They are baking a cake." On the way home they saw two people in the park having s**.... The little girl asks the same question. Her mother replies "They are baking a cake honey."
The next morning the little girl asked her mom "Were you and daddy baking a cake last night?"
Her mom says "No of course not, why?"
"Because I licked the icing off the couch."
Walt Disney notices a sharp pain in his knee.
He starts rubbing it, icing it, elevating it on a pillow. But over the following days it only grows worse. He visits his doctor and reports this pain.
Which knee is hurting you, Walt?
The famous film producer points to his left knee.
Disney.
Making Cakes
One day a daughter hears her parents having s**... in the next room.
The next day she says her to her mother "mummy what were you and daddy doing last night?"
"We were making cakes honey."
A few weeks later, the daughter said to her mum.
"Mummy were you and daddy making cakes again last night?"
"Yes honey, how did you know?"
"Because I licked the icing off the table"
Wondering how to pass time until your own cake day joke?
Just bake it till you make it!
Okay, I stole that pun, but I really couldn't have done it batter myself.
That batter pun was terrible, I'll beat it now.
Sorry, I know I'm on thin icing here, but this left me in tiers.
Anyway, I've got a lot on my plate today, I'm going to piece out.
What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?
Why don't you try icing it
I'm looking forward to the day we celebrate that chocolate cookie with white icing in the middle.
Mem-Oreo Day.
The Gingerbread Man goes to the Doctors...
Gingerbread Man: I broke my leg!
Doctor: Have u tried icing it?
Cinnamon Roll
A wife asks her husband if they can start role playing in the bedroom to try and spice things up. Naturally, the husband is interested. Later that night, he finds his wife in bed waiting for him. "Well, did you decide what we're going to do?"
"Sure did! You're gonna be a cinnamon roll. Sit there, look hot, and I'll cover you in icing and eat you"
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
My friend's birthday
My friend ordered a cake with his own portrait as icing for his birthday and then ate it all without sharing with anyone
I guess he's so full of himself
I was having the worst possible day. To cap it off my baker s**... up the topping of my birthday dessert!
It was the icing on the cake.
What did one doughnut say to the other...
...you look a little glazed
Making cake....
A mother and a daughter were walking down the street and they see two dogs h**.... The daughter quickly looks up to her mother and says "mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The mother replies by saying, "they're making cake."
The next day the daughter enters her parents room and says "I saw you two making cake!" The mother quickly replies, "How do you know that?"
And finally the daughter quickly responds by saying "I licked the icing off the bed!"
I saw my dad icing his hip today and asked him what was wrong...
He said "Nothing, I've just always wanted to be a cool hip dad"
How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?
By icing it.
A gingerbread man visits his doctor...
The gingerbread man complains that he has had a sore knee for over a week, so the doctor takes a look at it and says "have you tried icing it?"
Doctor, doctor, "Everywhere I look, I see fried dough sprinkled with sugar & icing"
Doc: "I donut believe you"
I came home to find my little brother putting cake frosting on his elbow.
When I asked him why he said, "I told mom that my elbow hurt and she asked me if I tried icing it".
