The Best 5 Ich Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ich jokes. There are some ich sie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ich nicht puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ich Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bar and sees a man that looks like Adolph Hitler

sitting at the end of the bar. He walks up to him and asks "are you really Hitler?" The man stands up and says loudly, "Ja, ich bin Adolph Hitler. I killed 6 million Jews and 1 Mexican." The man says, "wait, why did you kill a Mexican?" Hitler says "Sehen Sie! See? That is what i mean, no one cares about the jews."

How does Bin Laden introduce himself to Germans?

Ich Bin Laden.

What do you call it when David Schwimmer gets an STD?

Schwimmer's ich

I'm very good at saying "I" in German

Well, ich

German teens sometimes say Ich bin Griechenland when they're broke which literally translates to I am Greece.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ich une jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ich bitte piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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