Iceland Jokes

37 iceland jokes and hilarious iceland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iceland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for some hilariously funny Iceland jokes? Then look no further, because we've got plenty of them! From jokes about Icelandic food to jokes about Icelandic culture, we've got it all covered. So whether you're Icelandic yourself or just looking to laugh at some good old fashioned Icelandic humour, read on for a good time!

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Funniest Iceland Short Jokes

Short iceland jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iceland humour may include short travel jokes also.

  1. My father is cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am...... .....
    an Ice Cube
    Cred: Russell Peters
  2. A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship.
  3. Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile
  4. A guy from iceland and a girl from cuba get married.What are their children called? Ice cubes
  5. Why there is no musilms in Iceland ? They all starved to death during Ramadan because the sun never sets.
  6. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Spaniard walk into a bar.. The Icelander couldn't come because he was still at the European Cup
  7. I read that the Icelandic alphabet doesn't have a 'Z' in it. How do the people there sleep at night?
  8. Hotels in Reykjavik are 300 dollars a night? Why can't we call this for what it is? Radical Icelandic Tourism
  9. Warm, sunny day here in the mountains with lots of melting starting. I think the Icelandic have a word for this weather Dogturdsarethawen
  10. Spain, England and Ireland walk into a bar Iceland could not make it, he was still at the Euro´s

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Iceland One Liners

Which iceland one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iceland? I can suggest the ones about cold and winter.

  1. Did you know that Iceland... only one sea away from Ireland?
  2. Have you ever noticed that Ireland is just one sea away from.... Iceland
  3. I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!
  4. Where is Ireland? One sea away from Iceland.
    (Credit; twitter user BazzaCC)
  5. What does an Icelandic dogs bark sound like? Björk
  6. England 1 - 2 Iceland Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away.
  7. "What does an Icelandic dog say?" "Bjork! Bjork!"
  8. If a woman from Cuba marries a man from Iceland Are their children called ice cubes?
  9. What is the top selling car in Iceland? The Fjord Fjusion
  10. What kind of car does an Icelandic person drive? A Fjord
  11. What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes.
  12. The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?
  13. Its weird how Ireland is just one sea away from Iceland
  14. What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest? Stand up!
  15. What's the best thing about Icelandic winters? It's their hot springs.

Iceland Shop Jokes

Here is a list of funny iceland shop jokes and even better iceland shop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I went mountain biking around around Iceland with a mate once... we got kicked out of the shop not long after though.
Iceland joke, I went mountain biking around around Iceland with a mate once...

Iceland joke, I went mountain biking around around Iceland with a mate once...

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Iceland Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about iceland you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iceland pranks.

Bobby Charlton was asked

Bobby Charlton was asked how he thought the England team of '66 would have fared against Iceland. " I think we'd have won 1-0 " he replied. "Only 1-0?" Said the reporter. "Yes," said Bobby. "Most of us are in our 70's now!"

Apparently it is i**... to have drunk s**... in Iceland..

Not sure about Asda tho you might want to check their policies.

Where do your eyes land first when you look at a world map?


My dad is from Iceland and my mom is from Cuba


Iceland joke, My dad is from Iceland and my mom is from Cuba