Iced Tea Jokes
33 iced tea jokes and hilarious iced tea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iced tea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Iced Tea Short Jokes
Short iced tea jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iced tea humour may include short iced coffee jokes also.
- Coinkidink does not imply causalidink That's all I've got, but 2 long island iced teas me thinks that is deeply, utterly hilarious. Back me up..?
- The ice breaker I used for my graduation speech today What do you call the speed of an herbal beverage at any given time?
A. Veloci-tea - Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai.
- When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?"
Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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Iced Tea One Liners
Which iced tea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iced tea? I can suggest the ones about green tea and herbal tea.
- What is Ice T's sister's name? Ness Tea
- Do you have ice tea?
- The only constants in life are taxes, death, and... 99c+tax AriZona Iced Tea
- When is tea just water? When it's vigilan-tea just-ice.
- Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means.
- When at a drive trough Ask for an ice-tea, without ice but with tea.
- I like my tea like I like my borders With ICE
- Do you want some ice tea? No it's Nestea
- What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea? A dead golfer...
- Why is iced tea selling lemonade good at golf? It makes him Arnold Palmer.
- What is Batman's favorite drink? Very large tea, just ice.
Iced Tea Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about iced tea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soft drink jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iced tea pranks.
If water with ice is iced water...
... milk with ice is iced milk, and tea with ice is iced tea, what's ink with ice in it?
>!(This one works better out loud. If you don't get it, maybe say the answer out loud to someone you know and they'll probably agree even though they haven't heard the lead in.)!<
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Dating in 1962
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The d**... dance is called the Twist!
Blonde Inventions
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
A young man starts a new job at a construction site
During his lunch break, he asks an older man what he's carrying in his lunch box.
"It's a thermos, it keeps cold things cold and hot things hot."
"Oh wow, I have to get me one of those!" Said the young man
The next day, the older man sees the younger man carrying a thermos.
"I see you got a thermos. What do you got in it?" He asks.
The young man replies, "Ice tea and hot bean soup!"
A half-japanese, an englishman, an egyptian and a french guy walk into a bar and order four ice teas.
A half-japanese, an englishman, an egyptian and a french guy walk into a bar and order four iced teas.
It was very bizarre.
A silly old man came to my work and told me this joke and it stuck with me.
Out in the middle of the country was a general store.
A man was riding in one day and saw a dog sitting next to the door.
He walks by the dog and goes into the store to get what he needs.
After buying his items he asked the owner of the store if his dog bites strangers.
Which he replied with, "Of coarse not, he's as sweet as granny's iced tea!"
So, as the man leaves he goes to pet the dog and the dog chomps on his
hand. The man yowls in pain and goes back into the store to yell at the
owner.
"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DIDN'T BITE?!?" he yells.
"He doesn't." the man says, "But, that sir is not my dog"
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Three vampires walk into a bar...
The bartender asks the first vampire what he wants to drink. He replies, through a thick Transylvanian accent, "Warm blood." The bartender pulls a live rat out from under the bar, cleaves its head off, and drains the blood into a glass.
He asks the second vampire what he wants to drink, and he replies "Cold blood." The bartender pulls out another rat, chops off its head, and throws several ice cubes into the glass with the blood.
The bartender asks the third vampire what he wants to drink, and the vampire says "Water." The bartender is puzzled. "Don't you want blood?" he asks. The vampire says, "Oh, no, I'm making tea," and pulled a used t**... out of his jacket.