Iced Tea Day Jokes
2 iced tea day jokes and hilarious iced tea day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about iced tea day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Iced Tea Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good iced tea day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A young man starts a new job at a construction site
During his lunch break, he asks an older man what he's carrying in his lunch box.
"It's a thermos, it keeps cold things cold and hot things hot."
"Oh wow, I have to get me one of those!" Said the young man
The next day, the older man sees the younger man carrying a thermos.
"I see you got a thermos. What do you got in it?" He asks.
The young man replies, "Ice tea and hot bean soup!"
A silly old man came to my work and told me this joke and it stuck with me.
Out in the middle of the country was a general store.
A man was riding in one day and saw a dog sitting next to the door.
He walks by the dog and goes into the store to get what he needs.
After buying his items he asked the owner of the store if his dog bites strangers.
Which he replied with, "Of coarse not, he's as sweet as granny's iced tea!"
So, as the man leaves he goes to pet the dog and the dog chomps on his
hand. The man yowls in pain and goes back into the store to yell at the
owner.
"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DIDN'T BITE?!?" he yells.
"He doesn't." the man says, "But, that sir is not my dog"
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