iceburg Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious iceburg puns

My wife has developed a fetish with salad items...

Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force a lettuce into my ass.

And that was just the tip of the iceburg


I had to leave my wife due to a sex/salad fetish

It started on our wedding night when she tried to shove a whole lettuce up my ass.

That was just the tip of the iceburg


lettuce jokes

thought I would make up some jokes about lettuce. Just cos

I thought that joke was as bad as the titanic which hit an iceburg

But clearly you guys thought it was a little gem

Unfortunately no more lettuce jokes Romaine

So I'm gonna leaf


Does anyone else think the titanic looks sexy?

Iceburg: I'd hit that!


A Jewish man & a Chinese man spark up a conversation...

Before long they're arguing...
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "For what?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you kow what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "For what?!?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceburg sunk the Tatanic!"
Chinese man: "Iceburg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"


Jack! We're headed towards an iceburg!

It's okay we'll be fine. It's not romaine


What are the most funny Iceburg jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Iceburg? Well, here are the best Iceburg dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Iceburg pick up lines to share with friends.


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