Iceberg Jokes

Funniest Iceberg Short Jokes

Short iceberg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iceberg humour may include short icicle jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic? He was fired for Glacial Profiling.
2. Food prices are getting out of control. Half a lettuce for $9 And that's just the tip of the iceberg
3. What do Einstein and an iceberg with a lisp have in common? They both tried to think the unthinkable.
4. All this panic buying has led me to using alternative methods for toilet paper... Last week was tree leaves this week it's lettuce. And that's just the tip of the iceberg!
5. My problem might need addressing... Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
6. What did the captain if the Titanic do when he found out the ship hit an iceberg? He let it sink in.
7. A waiter says to a customer "Excuse me, miss, but you appear to have some lettuce stuck in your pants." "That's just the tip of the iceberg." She replies.
8. A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg.
9. They say that if enough Antarctic ice melts more and more viruses will emerge... I guess that means COVID is only the tip of the iceberg!
10. The Captain of the Titanic heard a massive crunch. But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

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Iceberg One Liners

Which iceberg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iceberg? I can suggest the ones about ice pick and ice cube.

1. BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered an amazing fact about icebergs... More below.
2. Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs? Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
3. Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg? Because he got cold feet.
4. What did the iceberg say to the Titanic? Cmon.. Just the tip??
5. How big was the iceberg that sank the Titanic? Cap size
6. What do you call a cool jewish guy? Iceberg
7. Why did the titanic sink? It's safety only scratched the tip of the iceberg
8. What do you call a Mexican boat that crashed into an Iceberg? Cinco
9. What's the coolest vegetable? Iceberg lettuce
10. I always get my 5 A Day... Zuchinni
    Iceberg lettuce
    Lychee
    Courgettes
    Horseradish
11. Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'
12. An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink.. Lettuce have a moment of silence.
13. Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with? The Icebergs
14. What is the most common disease for lettuce? Icebergers.
15. I made a "Titanic style" salad It's mostly composed of iceberg lettuce

Titanic Iceberg Jokes

Here is a list of funny titanic iceberg jokes and even better titanic iceberg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time? I guess the Titanic can't survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.
• When Titanic came out, I went to the premiere wearing a iceberg costume Needless to say, it was a smash hit.
• I had a phobia of icebergs, so my psychiatrist said to try taking my phobia head on. As Captain of the Titanic, there might've been some misinterpretation going on there...
• I watched the Titanic twice I was convinced they weren't dumb enough to hit the iceberg again
• The sinking of the Titanic was not an accident! Even the iceberg was fake! It was made by the build a berg group.
• Crew (Titanic) : We've been hit by an iceberg. The damages are irrecoverable. We've got no chance, sir. Captain Smith : Wait, let that sink in...
• What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg
  :D
• The Titanic II is set to make its maiden voyage in 2022 At least they won't have to worry about icebergs, do to global warming.
• WHY DID TITANIC SINK? because he had a crush on the iceberg but couldn't break the ice
• TIL a Jew killed the people aboard the Titanic It was an Iceberg

Iceberg Lettuce Jokes

Here is a list of funny iceberg lettuce jokes and even better iceberg lettuce puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Vegetable rationing Some supermarkets are rationing lettuce, I think this is just the tip of the iceberg...
• Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad he thought for a moment and replied "no thanks, I'm a rocket man"
• If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
• What did the iceberg lettuce say to the cucumber? "Man, how'd you get to be so cool..."
• What kind of lettuce can sink a ship? Iceberg
• A man has been raiding garden allotments and cutting off the tops of all the lettuces Police say that they think this is just the tip of the iceberg.
• How do you turn a normal sandwich into a cool sandwich? Add iceberg lettuce
• What's a polar bears favorite food? Iceberg lettuce
• The captain of the Titantic was a vegetarian, his last words were... "Iceberg lettuce leaf"
• How is iceberg lettuce grown? I didn't think there was soil on icebergs

Hitting Iceberg Jokes

Here is a list of funny hitting iceberg jokes and even better hitting iceberg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two chili peppers were sailing a boat in the ocean. What did one say to the other when they hit a iceberg and started to sink? We're capsaicin!

Iceberg Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about iceberg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean melting ice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iceberg pranks.