Ice Cream Scoop Jokes
36 ice cream scoop jokes and hilarious ice cream scoop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ice cream scoop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Ice Cream Scoop Short Jokes
Short ice cream scoop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ice cream scoop humour may include short ice cream cone jokes also.
- How do you make an elephant float? A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
- "I'd like two scoops of ice cream, please." "Chocolate or vanilla?"
"Yes."
"Yes what?"
"Yes, Sir, ice cream man, Sir!" - Do you prefer big spoon or little spoon? I prefer big spoon so I can get more ice cream per scoop as I cry to myself alone.
- Did you hear about the reporter who investigated the ice cream company owner for fraud? He had the inside scoop
- Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway
- What do you say to your waiter when they forget the scoop of ice cream with your pie? Remember the A la mode
- What do you call it when you study the Quran while eating a scoop of vanilla ice cream? Allah mode
- Snoop Dogg announced he's quitting rapping to open an ice cream shop. He's now known as Scoop Dogg.
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Ice Cream Scoop One Liners
Which ice cream scoop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ice cream scoop? I can suggest the ones about ice cream and ice cream flavor.
- How do you make a whale float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a whale.
- How do you make a dead baby float ? Two scoops of ice-cream and one scoop of dead baby.
- How do you make a pig float? One cup pig, two scoops ice cream.
- How does a Call of Duty player like their ice cream? With a 360 no scoop.
- How do you make a dead dog shake? 2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
- I went out for ice cream and asked for a scoop of Forbidden Chocolate. They said no.
- Q: Why did the reporter rush into the ice cream shop?
A: He was looking for a scoop. - What do you call a t**... with a scoop of vanilla ice cream? Allah mode.
Ice Cream Scoop Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ice cream scoop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vanilla ice cream jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ice cream scoop pranks.
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How do you make a human corpse float?
Two scoops ice cream, one scoop human corpse, and half a liter of root beer.
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A lady walks into an ice cream shop.
"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
A man walks into a coffee shop
And orders a shot of espresso with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. When he receives his order, he's dismayed to find only a shot of espresso.
"Hey!" he asks the barista, "why didn't you add the ice cream?"
"Sorry sir" he says, "affagato."
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How do you make...
How do you make a dead baby float?
With a scoop of ice cream.
How do you make a dead baby shake?
Cup of milk
2 cups of fruit
A dead baby and a blender
How do you make a dead baby split?
A sharp axe and a strong swing.
To celebrate the remake of the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "It," restaurants released their second version of eggnog with a scoop of ice cream and a peppermint stick:
The "Yule float II." Only $1.99 You'll make sure to get your change - if you want to be penny-wise.
A penguin is having some car trouble
So he takes his car to a local mechanic for repairs. The mechanic tells the penguin that it will take about an hour to check and find out what is wrong with his vehicle.
The penguin goes to the waiting room and becomes very bored and antsy. He looks out the front window of the mechanic's shop and sees and ice cream parlor across the street and decides that will be a good way to kill some time.
The penguin goes into the ice cream parlor and orders a three scoop cone of vanilla ice cream. Seeing that the penguin doesn't have opposable thumbs it is very hard to keep a hold of the cone and the penguin makes a huge mess. He gets ice cream all over himself.
The penguin looks at the time and realizes he needs to get back to the mechanic's and doesn't have enough time to clean up.
He goes to the mechanic and asks if he found out what was wrong.
The mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin responds "No, that's ice cream."
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Smart-a**... Johnny
teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says,
"I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately l**... the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and s**... the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and s**... the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...
.....but I like your thinking."
There's this penguin...
There's this penguin, driving through the South, the Deep South... late August. The hot months. "Ew! But it sure is hot!" the penguin lisped from behind the wheel of his choking jalopy.
Suddenly! The jalopy fails the penguin and he has to push it down a bumpy road to the next small town. He got out, and with all his strength in his weak flippers, he pushed the car over hill and dale.
"Whew!" he sighed.
As luck would have it, there was a mechanic in town, and he told the penguin that he'd have to spend some time with the car. "Why don't you come back in an hour or so?"
Wiping the sweat from his brow, the penguin espied an ice cream shoppe! "Hurray and yippy!" he cried! "I'll be back, toot sweet!" he said.
He ordered the tallest vanilla ice cream he could hold between his vestigial wings... those miserable fins could barely manage the scoops upon scoops of creamy goodness. The cone was so tall that more of it ended up on the penguin than in him!
"Yummy! That was very very good!" the penguin said, smacking his lips.
He waddled back to the mechanic who was ready to give the little fellow an update. The mechanic looked at the penguin sternly. The gaskets and seals on the engine were severely damaged after years of driving without a routine check, and it was certainly going to be expensive.
"Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
"Oh no, that's just ice cream!" the penguin said, wiping the ice cream from his chin.
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A teacher asks her class...
A teacher asks her class "if there are 5 birds sitting on a wall and you shoot one of them how many are left?" She calls on little johnny "none they all fly away at the first gunshot" the teacher replies "the correct answer is 4 but I like your thinking" then little johnny replies "now I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice cream. One is delicately liking the sides of a triple scoop ice cream, the second is gobbling down the top and s**... the cone and the third is biting of the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher blushes and replies "well I guess the one that is gobbling down top and s**... the cone" "the correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking"
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Ice cream
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three
women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately l**...
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling
down the top and s**... the cone. The third is biting off the top of
the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and s**... the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like
your thinking."
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A teacher asks her class...
"If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with
the first gun shot" The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately l**... the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and s**... the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and s**... the cone" To which Little Johnny replied,
The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on,... but I like your thinking."
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Little Johnny : I like the way you think
An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?" One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away." The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer.
Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, "No, there would be one --the one that the farmer shot."
The teacher replied, "No, Johnny, you're wrong, but I like the way you think."
"OK, teacher, I have a riddle for you," boasted Johnny. "Let's say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently l**... it around the edges, the second slowly s**... the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then s**... the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?"
After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, "Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and s**... out the inside."
Johnny responded, "No, teacher, you're wrong --it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think."
Oldie, but a goodie.