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39 ice cream flavor jokes and hilarious ice cream flavor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ice cream flavor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Ice Cream Flavor Short Jokes

Short ice cream flavor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ice cream flavor humour may include short ice cream jokes also.

  1. A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"
  2. I go through condoms like a fat man goes through ice cream! I probably shouldn't have bought the ice cream flavored ones.
  3. [OC] What is a Hobbit's least favorite flavor of ice cream? Rocky road.
    Not even hobbits can endure walking on gravel.
  4. How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry
  5. Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway
  6. What's Micheal J. Foxes favorite flavor of ice cream? It doesn't matter. He's just gonna spill it anyway.
  7. What is the official ice cream flavor of the Academy Awards? Vanilla, because it's all white.
  8. Why is Neapolitan ice cream a racist's favorite flavor? Because the colors are already segregated.
  9. What's Michael J. Fox's favorite ice cream flavor? It doesn't matter. He's gonna drop it anyways.

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Ice Cream Flavor One Liners

Which ice cream flavor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ice cream flavor? I can suggest the ones about vanilla ice cream and chocolate ice cream.

  1. What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best? Obi-Wan Spumoni
  2. What's a sidewalk's favorite ice-cream flavor? Chalk-late
  3. What is a liberal's favorite ice cream flavor? Impeaches and cream
  4. What's Thor's favorite flavor of ice cream? Vanhalla
  5. What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream? Ten Roofies.
  6. What is a ghost's favorite ice cream flavor? Nothing. Ghosts aren't real.
  7. What's my favorite flavor of ice cream to eat when we're arguing? Pistachio
  8. What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream? Shocklate.
  9. What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? Banana Foster
  10. Server: "What kind of ice cream do you want?" Muslim: "Allah the flavors."
  11. What's an emo's favorite ice cream flavor? Noose Tracks
  12. What is China's favorite ice cream flavor? Licorice
  13. What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream? Twist
  14. What is the gay man's favorite flavor of ice cream? c**... Road

Ice Cream Flavor Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about ice cream flavor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ice cream scoop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ice cream flavor pranks.

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down.

AAA (Antarctic Automobile Assn) tows it to the garage in the nearest town, where the mechanic says he has time to look at it, give him half an hour.
The penguin wanders down the street to an ice cream shop and decides to beat the heat with a cone of his favorite flavor, vanilla. Of course, being a penguin, with flippers instead of hands, as well as a beak, he makes a huge mess and gets ice cream all over his face. h**... goes back to the garage, where the mechanic tells him "looks like you blew a seal."
"No," says the penguin. "That's just ice cream."

A woman walks into an ice cream shop

A woman walks into an ice cream shop.
She looks at the selection and says "umm... I'll have a pint of chocolate ice cream please."
The guy working there says "I'm sorry ma'am, but we are out of chocolate."
She nods and looks back at the flavors, "Ok...well in that case... I'll have a quart of chocolate, please."
The guy looks back at her a bit confused, "No, I'm sorry. It's not the quantity, we are completely out of chocolate right now."
The woman says, "Oh ok... well then I suppose I'll have a gallon of chocolate ice cream, please."
The guy is bewildered. He responds, "Lady, can you spell the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"Umm... Of course, S-T-R-A-W"
"Very good. Now can you spell the 'van' in vanilla?"
She responds, "Well, yes... V-A-N"
He smiles and says, "Perfect. But now can you spell the f**...' in chocolate?"
She furrows her brow, "But there is no f**...' in chocolate!"
He goes, "I know, lady that's what I've been trying to tell you!"