Ibiza Jokes
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Its unfortunate that Avicii died but
At least Mike Posner can pop pills in ibiza and not have to worry about impressing anyone.
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A German man, an Englishman, and a Belgian man walk into a bar
After a couple of drinks, the German man says: 'My wife is SO s**.... She bought a bike, while she can't even ride it!'
The Englishman replied: 'Well, my wife is even more s**...: she bought a pool and can't even swim!'
The Belgian man laughes and says: 'That's nothing, my wife couldn't be more s**...: she is going to Ibiza for two weeks. She's bringing twenty condoms, and she doesn't even have a d**...!'
Why did the startup founder take a pill in Ibiza?
To show a VC he was cool.
"What was your first reaction when you heard Avicii was dead?"
"Well I'm certainly not taking pills in Ibiza anymore..."
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