I Went To The Doctors Jokes

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Short i went to the doctors jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The i went to the doctors humour may include short went to the doctor jokes also.

1. I went to the doctors yesterday and unfortunately he told me i lost 20% of my sight Sigh...
2. I went to the doctor and he said "don't eat anything fatty." I asked " no bacon? No burgers?!"
   To which he replied "No fatty, just don't eat anything! "
3. I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
   So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"
4. My girlfriend wanted to try "doctor and patient" roleplay But things went awry from the start when I said: "Hello! I'm your dietitian..."
5. I went to the doctor because I'm being constantly followed by nearly 20 crows. She says I have Corvid 19.
6. My whole life before age 12 was a blur. That's when I went to the eye doctor. Things cleared up after that.
7. I went to the doctor complaining about wax in my ear "Which ear is it?" She said
   "2022" I replied
8. North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,
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   This week the stat went up to 9/9!
9. I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders.
10. I went to the doctor to get a vasectomy. The doctor said, "This a really big decision you know. Have you discussed it with your wife and kids?
    I said, "Yes, they're in favor 14 to 3.."

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I Went To The Doctors One Liners

Which i went to the doctors one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with i went to the doctors? I can suggest the ones about a man goes to the doctor and doctor visit.

1. Went to the doctor's today, he told me I was going deaf That news was hard for me to hear
2. Robin hood went to see a doctor... ...he was diagnosed with Menintightis.
3. I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.
4. I: went::: to:: the: doctor's:::: today:: I:: have::: colon: cancer::
5. I went to the doctor with a chest infection. I asked the doctor, "TB or not TB?"
6. A computer went to see the doctor. The diagnosis was terminal.
7. John went to the doctor... Apparently he is incapable of Bending the Knee
8. Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds.
9. I went to my ear doctor I payed $200 and he didn't say a thing!
10. I went to my doctor with fluid on my knee. He said you're not aiming straight.
11. My doctor told me to eat more greens So I went on a dye it.
12. So I went to the doctor for low blood count today... The nurse told me I was a crip.
13. I went to see my doctor about erectile dysfunction But I had to cancel something came up
14. I had a problem with my dyslexic doctor today. I went in diseased and came out deceased.
15. I went to the doctor to get something against my diarrhea Now I have goneorrhea.

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