I Love U Jokes
26 i love u jokes and hilarious i love u puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about i love u that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest I Love U Short Jokes
Short i love u jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The i love u humour may include short knock i love you jokes also.
- There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them He's in love with the shape of u
- What do you say when 2 fans of Bono tell you they love you? I love you too you two U 2 fans.
- Why is Ed Sheeran's favourite math unit parabolas? Because he's in love with the shape of U.
- Spelling Bee Moderator: Your word is seaward .
Me: C-U-N....
Moderator: For the love of god, stop right now!! - What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe. He's in love with the shape of U.
- Futons are really uncomfortable, but I love them for their honesty. They have F U right in the name.
- Why do Canadians include an extra letter in certain words while the Americans don't? Because they love U more than they do
- Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids. - My wife wasn't happy when I said 'I love u'.... ... and soon I will be falling in love with v,w,x,y and z.
- All say that love is more important than Money.. Have u ever tried paying your bill with a Hug. ?
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I Love U One Liners
Which i love u one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with i love u? I can suggest the ones about knock knock i love you and i love you knock knock.
- I love u It's my favourite vowel.
- Her: I love coding Me: U R 2 6 C i 1 2 4 Q
Her: i 1 2 1/2 6 w/ U, 2 - Why did Britain choose to add u to color? Because they love u, that's why.
- Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u? To see if u really mean it!
- How do porcupines make love? c a r e f u l l y
Heartwarming I Love U Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about i love u you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knock knock love you jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make i love u pranks.
Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"
father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
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Two drunk men visit a brothel
The madame takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms.These guys are too drunk to notice.
After finishing their act ,on their way back ...
1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise or made a move. Upon this the 2nd drunk says: Mine was worse....... I think she was a witch!!!
1st drunk: Why would u say that???
2nd drunk: Well i gave a little love bite on her b**........She f**... in my face and flew out of the window.
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Girlfriend: Love you babe, x**...…
*-I love you too!*
I'd be *so* happy if u put x's in when u SMS me...
*-Ok! Rachel, Sarah, Monica.*
Why did u eat it???
A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her Mom, What's in u'r tummy?
Mom answered Its a sweet, lovely baby.
Son says, If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???
3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby.
.. For give me your chewing gum.."
Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"