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1. I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
   Disclaimer: This is just a joke, i do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.
2. I like my women like I like my mathematical constants. Round and irrational.
   Happy pi day everyone!
3. I like my women how I like my coffee I'm not fussy, I'll have whatever's available. Thanks.
4. In order to attract women I like to use this quote from shakespeare's Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82. "Hello."
5. I like my women like I like my coffee jokes Done by hundreds of redditors before I do them
6. I like my women like I like my coffee. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America.
7. I like my women like I like my coffee. I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.
8. The reason for the wage gap is that men have high paying jobs like doctor, lawyer, etc. while women usually have lower paying jobs... ...like female doctor, female lawyer, etc.
9. Some young women are like bottles of wine They need to be tended to carefully and given time to mature, which is why I keep a few in my cellar.
10. I like my women like I like the mcdonald's ice cream machine… Sweet, cold and a little broken inside.

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1. I like my women like I like my coffee I've never had coffee but it smells really nice
2. I like my women like I like my password Short and insecure
3. I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap.
   Turned on.
   Virus free.
4. I like my women like I like my snow Heavy & wet
5. I like my women how I like my COVID 19, breathtaking, and easy to spread
6. I like my women like I like my kidneys… One is fine but I'd rather have two
7. I like my women like I like COVID 19, breathtaking, and easily spread
8. I like my women like I like my toasters, Turned on, and in the tub with me
9. Women are like a box of chocolates I'm always stuck with the one's nobody wants.
10. Women are like snowflakes... They can't drive.
11. I like my women like I like my golf scores In the mid 70's with a slight handicap
12. I like my women like I like my wine... Twelve years old and in the cellar.
13. from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses? Because they are pretty and hurt you.
14. I like my women like I like my tea. In a bag, underwater.
15. Always love a women for her personality They have like 10, so you can choose.

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