I Like My Men Jokes

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Short i like my men jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The i like my men humour may include short women men jokes also.

1. I like my men like my teeth, 32 of them, indentured to me, and ready to devour any temptation I have on call.
2. "Proud Boys" should change their name, to avoid being tied to PRIDE events... ... to something like "Reigning Men."
3. I realized why girls like tall men Because it makes it easier to crop your head out of photos when you break up.
4. The reason for the wage gap is that men have high paying jobs like doctor, lawyer, etc. while women usually have lower paying jobs... ...like female doctor, female lawyer, etc.
5. So my wife said to me, "I swear, it's like all men share one brain" I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain
6. Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed. Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
   Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
   Man 1: ok, step stool it is.
7. 2 men discussing why they joined the army.... "I'm not married and I like war, so I joined the army." says the first man.
   The second one replies, "I'm married and I like peace."
8. 1,000 Men Were Recently Surveyed About Women 10% of the men surveyed liked women with thin legs.
   15% of the men surveyed preferred women with muscular legs.
   The rest liked something in-between.
9. Studies have shown that women who are overweight Are more likely to outlive men that mention it.
10. Two men are in a pub. 'So, tell me about your new girlfriend.'
    'She's great. She's so quick. Nothing gets past her.'
    'She sounds like a keeper.'

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I Like My Men One Liners

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1. I like my men like I like my whisky Inside me until I can't remember my name
2. I like my coffee how I like my men. I don't like coffee. Kidding, I liked it in college.
3. I like my men as a like my grapes 25 at the same time
4. Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
5. I like my men the way I like 2020: Behind me
6. Men are like bank accounts. Without money they won't generate much interest.
7. If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal.
8. Some people like fake butter. Some men just want to watch the world churn.
9. I like my men like I like my farts. The strong, silent type.
10. I'll ride you like the Titanic End prematurely and sea men going everywhere
11. Why did the three Wise Men smell like smoke? Because they came from afar...
12. I like my men, like how I like my dogs. Loyal, easy to look after and always licks me.
13. I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard.
14. What do you call an Irishman who likes men and women? Birish.
15. I like my liquor like I like my men... Hard and fruity

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