Hysterectomy Jokes

A laugh-out-loud look into the world of hysterectomies. Learn about post hysterectomy, radical hysterectomy and hysterectomy recovery. Explore jokes about surgeries and the addadicktome incision with this humorous article.

Hilarious Fun Hysterectomy Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

When your appendix is removed it's called an appendectomy.

When your u**... is removed it's called a hysterectomy. What's it called when you have a growth removed from your head? A haircut.

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor

She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.

I finally agreed to play doctor with my girlfriend...

now she's suing me for performing a hysterectomy.

I get so bothered by people who use words without knowing what they mean

it always gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?


I got a hysterectomy at Verizon

c**... may not be available in your area.

I always thought a vasectomy was similar to a hysterectomy

But there's a vas deferens

Hysterectomy joke, I always thought a vasectomy was similar to a hysterectomy

What do high walls and a hysterectomy have in common?

They both make something impregnable.

My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret...

...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag.

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