Hypothermia Jokes
9 hypothermia jokes and hilarious hypothermia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hypothermia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing & Witty Hypothermia Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What is a good hypothermia joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
After attempting to climb Everest and failing, John has severe frostbite, hypothermia and goes into a coma.
After a lengthy and dangerous mountaintop rescue he's rushed to the nearest hospital, where after several days he finally wakes and is greeted by the Nepalese doctor.
Sir, I have bad news and good news. John, ever the optimist asks for the good news first.
Okay, the good news is the patient in the next bed has offered you a very generous amount for your slippers...
I missed class due to hypothermia...
I was too cool for school
What do homeless people get for Christmas?
Hypothermia.
I once had to skip class because I had hypothermia.
I was too cool for school.
What's the coolest way to die?
Hypothermia
what did the homeless man get for christmas?
hypothermia
I once heard that hypothermia
Is a pretty cool way to go
So, you don't like hypothermia?
All the cool kids are getting it.
My uncle died of hypothermia. Robbers took him and locked him inside a freezer of which the temperature was just slightly below 4 degrees.
It was the worst case of 3rd degree m**... I've ever heard of.
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