Hypotenuse Jokes
30 hypotenuse jokes and hilarious hypotenuse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hypotenuse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hypotenuse Short Jokes
Short hypotenuse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hypotenuse humour may include short right triangle jokes also.
- Why were the Adjacent and Hypotenuse unable to accept a package without each other? Because they could only.... cosine
- Sinusoidal functions Depressed functions that are feeling sinusoidal kill themselves with a hypotenuse.
- What do you call a p**... hanging from the gallows? A hypotenuse.
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Hypotenuse One Liners
Which hypotenuse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hypotenuse? I can suggest the ones about square root and algebra.
- How did the triangle kill itself? It used a hypotenuse.
- What did the math teacher use to kill himself? A hypotenuse.
- How does a Mathematician hang them selves? With a hypotenuse.
- What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs? The hypotenuse.
- what do you call an occupied restroom in an airplane? a hypotenuse
- Are you opposite over hypotenuse? Because you're making me wanna sin
- What did the sad mathematician use to kill himself? A hypotenuse.
- What is the dirtiest word in geometry? Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.
- Hey girl, are you opposite over hypotenuse? 'cause you're making me wanna sin.
- Why was the hypotenuse so bad in bed? He could never find the right angle.
- Why did the man tie a hypotenuse? He was feeling suislidal.
- What do you get with coleslaw? Adjacent over hypotenuse
- Learning algebra has been a real let down Never hypotenuse it
- What is a s**...'s favorite mathematical term/status? Hypotenuse.
- [OC] What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking w**...? Hypotenuse
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Charming Humor Hypotenuse Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about hypotenuse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math problem jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hypotenuse pranks.
A Horse Walks into a Bar...
He approaches the bartender and says, "If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are perpendicular to each other, which side is the hypotenuse?"
The bartender thinks for a moment, then replies, "Y, the long face."
A young adult named Bob enters a confessional
Bob: Forgive me father, for I have sined.
Priest: It's pronounced 'sinned', but that's unimportant, what have you done?
Bob: I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle
[garden of eden]
**Snake:** Pssst! want an apple?
**Eve:** No thanks, I do not sin.
**Snake:** What's the length of the opposite side of a 30° right triangle with a hypotenuse of 20?
**Eve:** 10
**Snake:** Thanksss
**Adam:** How did you calculate that?
**Eve:** Oh no.
Pythagoras walks into a bar...
...muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'
The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'
