Hypochondriac Jokes

Funniest Hypochondriac Short Jokes

Short hypochondriac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hypochondriac humour may include short abdominal jokes also.

1. If you're thinking about joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous remember... The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.
2. Why is it no fun to tell a hypochondriac a joke? Because they think they got it, but they don't got it.
3. Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news First the good news: we definitely established that you are not a hypochondriac.
4. I think I will have to go to the doctor soon. My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms.
5. Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac? Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
6. I went into the doctor and he told me I was a hypochondriac I knew something was wrong with me
7. Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?
   They're afraid of catching fire!
8. Why do hypochondriacs make for good chemical catalysts? They overreact to all external stimuli!
9. My doctor told me I'm a hypochondriac and a compulsive liar. I'm not too worried about it.
10. A hypochondriac's fear I don't think I'm a hypochondriac but I worry a lot that I might be.

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Hypochondriac One Liners

Which hypochondriac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hypochondriac? I can suggest the ones about schizophrenic and cardiac.

1. At Hypochondriacs Anonymous.... The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.
2. Which disease hypochondriacs are sure that they don't have? Hypochondria
3. I used to be a hypochondriac... But I got sick of it.
4. I'm a hypochondriac... Well, self-diagnosed.
5. I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac... AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!
6. I used to think I was a hypochondriac... Till my shrink told me it was all in my head.
7. They found the biggest hypochondriac yet… … he overdosed on placebos.
8. Just googled the symptoms and yup... I am a hypochondriac
9. The doctor said I'm a hypochondriac But I'd like a 15th opinion.
10. I hate hypochondriacs. They make me so sick.
11. Guy I think I'm a hypochondriac I've done the research and I'm showing symptoms...
12. What do you call a hypochondriac dinosaur? Tri-serepax.
13. I graduated top of my class at Hypochondriac University... I am valetudinarian
14. What is the best gift for a hypochondriac? Free Healthcare
15. I'm really worried. I think I might be a hypochondriac.

Comedy Hypochondriac Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about hypochondriac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tummy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hypochondriac pranks.