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Hypochondria Jokes

27 hypochondria jokes and hilarious hypochondria puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hypochondria that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Hypochondria Short Jokes

Short hypochondria jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hypochondria humour may include short schizophrenia jokes also.

  1. Doctor: 'I'm afraid, Mr Smith, that you are suffering from hypochondria' Mr Smith: 'Oh god, not that as well!'
  2. My doctor is concerned my hypochondria is getting worse So he put me on stronger placebos.
  3. Placebos Turns out I'm addicted to placebos. I thought I could quit any time, but then withdrawal made me psychosomatic and gave me hypochondria.
  4. My doctor called with my test results "Just as you suspected, Mr. Johnson, you have hypochondria."
  5. My mother went to the doctor complaining of muscle pain, joint pain and frequent headaches The doctor examined her and diagnosed her with hypochondria. She replied 'oh no, not that as well'.
  6. What is the easiest condition to diagnose? Hypochondria. If you think you have it, you are right.
  7. I made a movie about hypochondria but nobody came to see it. They shunned my depiction of a fictional affliction.
  8. The doctor diagnosed me with hypochondria today. I'm not surprised, I've had everything else.
  9. A man visits the doctor... And tells him some symptoms he's been experiencing.
    Doctor: "Based on your description, you are suffering from hypochondria."
    Patient: "I knew it!"
  10. I went to the doctor and he said... "You've got hypochondria."
    I said: "Oh no, not that as well!"

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Hypochondria One Liners

Which hypochondria one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hypochondria? I can suggest the ones about mental illness and paranoia.

  1. Which disease hypochondriacs are sure that they don't have? Hypochondria
  2. My doctor told me I am suffering from Hypochondria. I said "Oh Jesus, not that as well!"
  3. I thought I had hypochondria... ...turned out it was all in my head.
  4. My doctor just told me I've got hypochondria. I said 'Oh no, not that as well.'
  5. I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria.
  6. A doctor will try to cure everything except... hypochondria.
  7. I have a multitude of mental disorders....... hypochondria being the most prevalent
  8. Hypochondria? I think I have that!

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Heartwarming Hypochondria Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about hypochondria you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depression jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hypochondria pranks.

Not only do I have Cancer, MS, Parkinson's Disease, Cystic Fibrosis, and Alzheimer's; I went to the Doctor today and he told me that I have another weird-named disease:

Hypochondria.
Prayers please, every upvote counts as a prayer ^/s

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