Hypo Jokes
22 hypo jokes and hilarious hypo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hypo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hypo Short Jokes
Short hypo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hypo humour may include short hype jokes also.
- Scientists are using a new geometric formula to produce hypodermic needles that can be used up to ten times before being disposed. They're calling this new product the "Hypo- ten use"
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Hypo One Liners
Which hypo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hypo? I can suggest the ones about typo and lower than.
- TIL about the hyperactive hippopotamus with hypoglycemia The hyper-hypo hippo.
Rib-Tickling Hypo Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about hypo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean supper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hypo pranks.
At Hypochondriacs Anonymous....
The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.
Who does a hypocrite really hate?
A hypocrite!
I used to be a hypochondriac...
But I got sick of it.
I'm a hypochondriac...
Well, self-diagnosed.
So, you don't like hypothermia?
All the cool kids are getting it.
I used to think I was a hypochondriac...
Till my shrink told me it was all in my head.
Hypocritical People
People are so hypocritical these days! The other day I went into a library, started screaming and shouting and everyone told me to shut up.
Then, later on, when I did the same thing on an aeroplane, everyone joined in!
Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band?
Because it had great circadian rhythms.
Why don't hypochondriacs...
Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?
They're afraid of catching fire!
The U.S is so hypocritical
Claims to be a republic, yet uses the imperial system...
Hypocrite walks into a bar......
"I'll have a standard, please. Make it a double."
Why do hypochondriacs make for good chemical catalysts?
They overreact to all external stimuli!
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What would happen?
Why do hypocrites avoid mixed metaphors?
The don't count their chickens in the same basket.
Don't believe those with hypochondriasis.
They just *think* they have it.
How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
I think it's OK to be hypocritical.
Which means that when I act like a hypocrite, at least I'm not being hypocritical about it.
I'm a hypochondriac
I mean I'm self-diagnosing here but I know there's something wrong
Hypochondria?
I think I have that!
Why was the hypotenuse so bad in bed?
He could never find the right angle.
