Hypnosis Jokes
4 hypnosis jokes and hilarious hypnosis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hypnosis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?
He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.
(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)
My k**... is to have s**... under hypnosis.
I guess I'm trancesexual.
The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe.
Wouldn't it just be easier to talk to a woman?
At a hypnosis show
A hypnotist was hypnotising a group of people in an auditorium using a pendulum.
Suddenly, the pendulum fell and the hypnotist said "s**...!"
And it took three days to clean the hall.
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