Hyphenate Jokes
19 hyphenate jokes and hilarious hyphenate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hyphenate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hyphenate Short Jokes
Short hyphenate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hyphenate humour may include short jokes also.
- Have you ever noticed the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated ? Have you ever noticed the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated ?
- dat hyphen A man eating fish
was saved by a hyphen from
a man-eating fish
(you might have heard it before but its new to me) - My wife's just walked out on me, saying she cant take any more of my insufferable nit picking. I think you'll find there's a hyphen in nit-picking.
- I asked my mom why she didnt hyphenate her last name. Dad said she lost her hyphen when she got married.
- Im worth six figures But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.
- Some well-intended people like to use a lot of hyphens in their writing, but not me. I prefer just a dash
- Did you hear Jill Stein and Al Franken are getting married? Their kids said they will hyphenate their last names to "Franken-Stein."
- Word sentence The teacher asked Juan to use the word hyphenated in a sentence.
Juan said, There used to be a space between these two words, but there isn't anymore because a hyphen ate it.
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Hyphenate One Liners
Which hyphenate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hyphenate? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Anyone notice the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated ?
- Irony: Hyphenated
Non-hyphenated - Hyphenated... Non-hyphenated ....oh, the irony
- Jack Ma got married but had to hyphenate his wife's last name Jack Ma-w**...
- I wish the grammar teacher I'm dating had told me she was a v**.... I broke her hyphen.
Hyphenate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hyphenate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hyphenate pranks.
My wife left me a note saying I want a divorce,
I'm already seeing someone, you're not a good husband and I can't deal with your nitpicking anymore.
So then I called her and said Nit-picking has a hyphen in the word.
Nitpicking
To resolve conflicts between management and staff, I brought both sides together and asked employees to jot down key words on a flip chart. One participant complained about management's tendency to interfere and wrote the word nitpicking. A manager leaped to his feet to ask, Shouldn't there be a hyphen between nit and picking?