Hyphen Jokes
6 hyphen jokes and hilarious hyphen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hyphen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good hyphen joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
dat hyphen
A man eating fish
was saved by a hyphen from
a man-eating fish
(you might have heard it before but its new to me)
My wife's just walked out on me, saying she cant take any more of my insufferable nit picking.
I think you'll find there's a hyphen in nit-picking.
I asked my mom why she didnt hyphenate her last name.
Dad said she lost her hyphen when she got married.
My wife left me a note saying I want a divorce,
I'm already seeing someone, you're not a good husband and I can't deal with your nitpicking anymore.
So then I called her and said Nit-picking has a hyphen in the word.
Im worth six figures
But only if you count the stuff after the decimal point. And the decimal point. And the dollar sign. And the hyphen in front of the dollar sign.
Nitpicking
To resolve conflicts between management and staff, I brought both sides together and asked employees to jot down key words on a flip chart. One participant complained about management's tendency to interfere and wrote the word nitpicking. A manager leaped to his feet to ask, Shouldn't there be a hyphen between nit and picking?
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