Hyper Jokes

Funniest Hyper Short Jokes

Short hyper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hyper humour may include short super jokes also.

1. Apparently, elton john owns a pygmy rabbit that is super hyper and runs all the time. It's a little, fit bunny.
2. Reddit's being overrun by an evil cabal of hyper-intelligent cow-people, and I have proof! [remoooved]
3. My therapist said my hyper-independence was unhealthy. I then realised I didn't need a therapist.
4. What is the difference between a hyper-active gamer and someone with a predilection of violence towards sheep? One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher.
5. Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola
   I'm sorry :(
6. What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first? A Wookie mistake!
7. I had a hyper dog called Syndrome Every time someone came round my house he used to jump around them. Then I have to say "Down Syndrome!"
8. What did the overworked number one fan say to his idol? I'm so nervous I'm hyper ventilating
9. Did you read my mother's retraction of her support of the president over his hyper critical aide's tantrum at the Hindu temple? It was my mama's Obama's trauma llama Brahma drama reclama.

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Hyper One Liners

Which hyper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hyper? I can suggest the ones about hydro and overs.

1. What's the square root of a hyper cube? A sugar cube!
2. What drives the hype train? The hyper drive.
3. TIL about the hyperactive hippopotamus with hypoglycemia The hyper-hypo hippo.
4. What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!
5. What do you call a snake after it had five cups of coffee? A hyper boa.
6. What do you call a hyper-active cow from the Middle East? A milk-sheikh

Rib-Tickling Hyper Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about hyper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hyper pranks.