Hype Up Jokes
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Funniest Hype Up Short Jokes
Short hype up jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hype up humour may include short hype jokes also.
- Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY?
*crowd cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! - I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say "college ruled" so it must've been somewhat fun
- Who would pay a ridiculous amount of money for a pair of average over-hyped headphones? Beats me.
- I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.
- How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
- I don't get this new hype around synthetic meats. I mean, why are we re-inventing the veal?
- Have you seen the hype about these cordroy pillow cases... They're making headlines everywhere
- I never really understood the hype about having two cell phones I guess you could say I'm a single celled organism
- What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare? They're practically non existent.
- I don't get the hype about the new Star Trek Discovery Why are people so excited about a new STD series?
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- I don't get all the hype about lamp memes It's just going to burn itself out
- What drives the hype train? The hyper drive.
- All this hype about that car in space... It's getting really elon-gated.
- I remember a time of "Nutella hype"... ...but it wasn't really my jam.
- I work at a place that makes very trendy medications. It's a hype-othecary.
- I found images of Olym! I'll upload them in four years.
Olym Pics hype! - There are hype beast and sneaker heads, But what about flip flop freaks?
- Hype for the Major release of Star Wars vii. I hope it hasn't diminished in quality.
- Pi day.... Is it just me that finds all the hype around it extremely irrational?
- Carrie Fisher is amazing, she really would do anything to hype a new Star Wars movie.
- I am from the future, Avengers: Infinity War lived up to the hype.
- I don't really understand all the hype behind m**...... ...but you do you, I guess.
- What do you call a women hype beast's private parts? A Gucci c**...
Hype Up Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hype up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean glow up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hype up pranks.
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Why couldnt the guy hold a conversation with the female transgender marine biologist?
They didn't agree on a lot of things, but a big part of it was he didn't speak whale.
Note: In my defense I don't discriminate except by how I know a person. I have friends on all sides of the NFL hype, s**... rights hype, and abortion debate. But this joke gets laughs among them all.
The Darknet is not depraved and nefarious as most people make it out to be...
It's all just hype... now excuse me while I go play daddy with my latest purchase
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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
Looking at the Father's day deals, my gf asked why there was never much buzz about Mother's day in the US.
Maybe the most hyped days exist to remember the ones who left.
I guess, with the new Doctor being female...
It really has become a period drama.
Disclaimer: I'm hyped for the new season :D
Despite all the hype, it was a mistake hiring a homeless personal trainer.
I've been high in tent city training every day, but its not helping with my goals.
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After watching some Marvel movies with my parents, they promised to show me my very own Origin story.
I was so hyped, I didn't realize only after they showed me one of their s**... tapes.
I don't see the hype in the big, new trend everyone is playing.
I had fort night with my kids and they got bored with it pretty quick.
I dont get the hype about the Switch
It just turns stuff on and off. Not worth the $300 in my opinion.
I don't understand the hype over roofies..
I take one before every date and I *never* get laid!