The Best 14 Hymns Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hymns jokes. There are some hymns melody jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hymns church puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hymns Jokes and Puns

I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack.

All I could find were Finnish Hymns.

Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat?

They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.

If we're saying Amen and Awomen now...

Are we going to start having to sing hymns and herns?

Hymns joke, If we're saying Amen and Awomen now...

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

2 Black Eyes

A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened.

The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asks.

"Well," the man says, "I figured she preferred it in the crack, so I pushed it back in."


Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."

Hymns joke, A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

A man was passing by a small courtyard when he starting hearing...

...voices and murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said, "NIL."

White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity and The Blessed Emptiness.

The man turned to a white-robed observer beside him and asked, "Is Nothing Sacred?"

A small church was raising funds for a new piano. On Sunday the pastor said Whoever gives the most money today for the offering can pick out 3 hymns.

So they passed the offering plate around and the pastor sees a $100 bill in the plate.

He said Looks like we have a winner! Whoever gave the $100 bill can come to the front and select 3 hymns.

An 80 year old lady slowly got up, walked to the front, and pointed her finger into the pews…

I'll take him, him, and him!

Did you hear about the gay priest?

He liked hymns.

Grandpas joke: Ellen's church recognition

Ellen was very involved with her church and community projects. So much so, the paster decided to recognize her efforts during Sunday service.

Paster Davis: I'd like to take a moment to recognize Ellen for her hard work and contributions. Ellen come up here and take a bow.

Ellen smiles and bows.

Paster Davis: to reward your efforts, why don't you pick out the next 3 hymns.

Ellen points into the crowd "I'll take him, him, and him"

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I downloaded some hymns for my ipod

New praylist.

Why don't feminists like churches?

They are filled with hymns but don't have a single her.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?"

*Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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