Hymn Jokes
34 hymn jokes and hilarious hymn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hymn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hymn Short Jokes
Short hymn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hymn humour may include short anthem jokes also.
- Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.
- If we're saying Amen and Awomen now... Are we going to start having to sing hymns and herns?
- What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn
- I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland. The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
- What kind of song did Sub-Zero, Raiden, and scorpion sing at their Scandinavian church? Finnish Hymn!
- Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn.
- I just found out my favorite arcade game used Christian music from the 1800s Finland in the background. Yeah. Mortal Kombat used Finnish Hymns
- I heard that the new Mortal Kombat boasted Scandinavian music... More specifically they plan to add a Finnish Hymn.
- A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service. What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!
- What hymn did the snarky gamer suggest for Sunday mass? The Halo: Combat Evolved theme song.
Everyone rejoiced.
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Hymn One Liners
Which hymn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hymn? I can suggest the ones about choir and symphony.
- I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack. All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
- What does a church in Helsinki have in common with Mortal Kombat? Finnish Hymn!!
- Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song? A Finnish hymn.
- What kind of songs does Sub-Zero sing at his church in Helsinki? FINNISH HYMNS!
- What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!
- Did you hear about the gay priest? He liked hymns.
- What's a pirate's favorite hymn to sing in church? Arrrr-ve Maria
- A man kneeled in protest as the hymn played... ...but no one at church seemed to mind.
- I downloaded some hymns for my ipod New praylist.
- What does someone in a choir say when they're thinking? Hymn
- My friend and I decided to start a church It went off without a hymn.
- Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. "We gather together to gather together . . ."
- Congress quire What does the congressional choir sing at the end of a hymn?
Amen-d. - Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn.
- Why do feminists hate church music? Because of all the Hymns.

Comical Hymn Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about hymn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gospel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hymn pranks.
TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
FINNISH HYMN!!!
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Did ya hear the one about the gay choir boy?
He blew his first hymn.
A pastor was giving a sermon on the evils of alcohol.
After endless anecdotes about its evils and dozens of bible passages regarding its sinfulness he concludes quite passionately that if it were up to him he'd dump all the town's booze into the river.
Following this display the organist leads the congregation in a hymn. They sang Shall we gather at the river?
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What does a gospel singer say to clear his/her t**...?
a hymn
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My Christian friend got caught m**... to a hymn
It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'
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Did you here about the priest?
He broke his o**... on a hymn
