Hymn Jokes
34 hymn jokes and hilarious hymn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hymn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short hymn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hymn humour may include short anthem jokes also.
- Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.
- If we're saying Amen and Awomen now... Are we going to start having to sing hymns and herns?
- Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old european song of praise. It was a Finnish hymn.
- What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn
- Mortal Kombat Did you know mortal kombat is based on an old nordic folk song?
Well it's technically a Finnish hymn - The Mortal Kombat theme song Was adapted from an old Scandinavian church song.
It's a Finnish Hymn. - Did you know Mortal Kombat is based off a scandinavian church song? It was called Finnish Hymn.
- I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland. The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
- What kind of song did Sub-Zero, Raiden, and scorpion sing at their Scandinavian church? Finnish Hymn!
- Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song? A Finnish Hymn.
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Hymn One Liners
Which hymn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hymn? I can suggest the ones about choir and symphony.
- I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack. All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
- What does a church in Helsinki have in common with Mortal Kombat? Finnish Hymn!!
- Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song? A Finnish hymn.
- Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church? Because they sing hymns, not hers.
- What kind of songs does Sub-Zero sing at his church in Helsinki? FINNISH HYMNS!
- Why do feminists hate church music? Because of all the Hymns.
- What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!
- Did ya hear the one about the gay choir boy? He blew his first hymn.
- Did you hear about the gay priest? He liked hymns.
- What's a pirate's favorite hymn to sing in church? Arrrr-ve Maria
- A man kneeled in protest as the hymn played... ...but no one at church seemed to mind.
- I downloaded some hymns for my ipod New praylist.
- Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?" *Because they sing hymns, not hers!*
- What does someone in a choir say when they're thinking? Hymn
- My friend and I decided to start a church It went off without a hymn.
Comical Hymn Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about hymn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gospel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hymn pranks.
TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
FINNISH HYMN!!!
Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
A pastor was giving a sermon on the evils of alcohol.
After endless anecdotes about its evils and dozens of bible passages regarding its sinfulness he concludes quite passionately that if it were up to him he'd dump all the town's booze into the river.
Following this display the organist leads the congregation in a hymn. They sang Shall we gather at the river?
A man walks into my bar with 2 black eyes
So I ask what happened? He says "well I was in church and when we all stood to sing the hymn, the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up in the crack of her a**.... So I decided to reach up and pull it out for her. She turned around and punched me in my right eye." So I asked "what happened to you left eye?" "Well thought, maybe she wanted it there. So l shoved it back in."
I heard that the new Mortal Kombat boasted Scandinavian music...
More specifically they plan to add a Finnish Hymn.
What does a gospel singer say to clear his/her t**...?
a hymn
