The Best 8 Hymen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hymen jokes. There are some hymen virgin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hymen pewdiepie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hymen Jokes and Puns

What's red and shiny with seven dents in it but still good as new?

Snow-white's hymen

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's hymen

What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it...

Snow White's hymen.

Why is it called a hymen?

Shouldn't it be called a hyman, since it's only ever going to meet one?

When I was a teenager nobody told me what a hymen was

I had to finger it out for myself


A hymen that says hi to men

Is no longer a hymen.

Where do get the hymen restoration surgery the most?

New Virginia

Tila Tequila claims to have died and come back to life.

But if she could resurrect her hymen, that would be a *real* miracle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hymen eardrum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hymen reconstruction piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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