Hygiene Jokes
43 hygiene jokes and hilarious hygiene puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hygiene that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funny dental and hand hygiene are definite must to tell jokes so people can understand the power of hand washing. Just alike the industrial hygiene, the feminine hygiene, oral hygiene, personal hygiene in general require humor, memes and hard washing to be healthy.
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Funniest Hygiene Short Jokes
Short hygiene jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hygiene humour may include short sanitary jokes also.
- The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene. It's that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
- My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour
- My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene... ...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!
- People named Jean are always clean Because the first thing they're greeted with is "Hygiene".
- All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period.
- My friend is obsessed with hygiene. I asked him if he has any plans this weekend. He told me he's staying inside watching a soap opera!
- After spending 4 years studying men's hygiene products I'm proud to say I've gotten my Degree
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Hygiene One Liners
Which hygiene one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hygiene? I can suggest the ones about hand washing and hand sanitizer.
- What do rocks use for personal hygiene? Geoderant!
- I won't go anywhere near foot hygiene tools... I hear some of them are pedi files
- 9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene... The other dentist is from England.
- I've been stealing products from the hygiene store I need to come clean
- Start taking dental hygiene seriously at a young age It's nothing to brush off lightly
- What's the most hygienic type of ant? The Deodor Ant.
- Which knight of King Arthur is the most hygienic? Sir Cumcised
- What is the one personal hygiene thing ghosts have to deal with? Booooogers
- Years ago, I used to use a Dictaphone Now I use my finger because it's more hygienic.
- Order a pizza and we'll tell you which feminine hygiene product you should use. Nt
- We were naming out uses for water in class. And Indian kid said "hygiene".
- Hygiene No my name is dad not Gene.
- What do you call a movie about feminine hygiene products? a period piece
- What do you call an unemployed person Who likes hygiene? A NEET freak.
- Just by looking at her smile, I can tell how good a girl is at o**...... hygiene.
Hilarious Hygiene Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about hygiene you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean safety jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hygiene pranks.
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What do you call a Gungan with bad dental hygiene?
Tartar Binks
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I have a lot of wisdom in regards to o**... hygiene.
I'd consider myself a flosserpher.
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What do you call a Pakistani with poor o**... hygiene?
Plaquistani
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What's the difference between rick perry and Summers Eve?
One is a feminine hygiene product, and the other is a disposable d**....
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What do you do when a feminine hygiene product catches on fire?
You throw it on the ground and t**... it.
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What do you call advise about f**... hygiene?
A protip protip.
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A guy comes back after a vacation...
He's in the airport when the custom agents stopped him.
"Sir, open the bag" said the agents.
The man obliges and opens the bag, revealing clothes, hygiene products and a small bottle of transparent liquid.
"What is this, sir?" asks one of the agents.
"Lourdes Holy Water, sir." he answers.
The other agent doesn't believe him, he opens the bottle and sniffs it, before saying:
"Hey, this is v**...!"
The man throws himself on the ground, hands in the air shouting: "IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE!"
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What do you call someone who discriminates you for your o**... hygiene?
A dent*ist*.
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Hey, will you settle an argument i'm having with my friend? He says he brushes his tongue when he's brushing his teeth...
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**you:** Yeah, so he says he brushes his tongue! do you do that?
**unsuspecting mark:** uh, yeah, i definitely do that, it's an important part of dental hygiene!
**you:** really? you brush your tongue? how do you even do that?
**unsuspecting mark:** like this! *
