Hyena Jokes
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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport...
... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts "what is this?" and the hyena says "it's my carrion".
I'm so hungry right now I could boil a hyena!
But I'd only make myself a laughing stock.
There are three species of hyena in the wild
But every time one is seen they become a spotted hyena
Why are hyenas the healthiest animals on the planet?
Because laughter is the best medicine.
My pet hyena s**... on my floor, so I s**... on his bed
Look who's laughing now
What do you get if you cross a rottweiler and a hyena?
I dont know but I recommend you join in if it laughs.
A lion calls 911 and gets put on hold.
a couple of minutes later...
911 what is your emergency?
Jeez Finally! One of our lion cubs was eaten by a hyena!
Are the other cubs safe??
Well, I actually got really hungry while I was on hold...
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