Hye Jokes

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you call introverted hobbits?

Shyer folk

A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport...

... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts "what is this?" and the hyena says "it's my carrion".

There are three species of hyena in the wild

But every time one is seen they become a spotted hyena

The turtle

There was a lion in the jungle who was getting very bored and very evil. So because he was the king he started a contest with his old friend turle. The contest stated- whoever makes turtle laugh first does not have to suffer death. So he had all his subjects line up in front of turtle. The first in line was zebra, he told the funniest joke the kingdom had hearf in centuries, even lion laughed a little. But turtle stared him in the eye mercilessly and without emotion. The lion looked at zebra and said sorry, rules are rules so he killed him and fed zebra to the hyenas. Then giraffe came and told an equally funny joke to which turtle didnt respond. So he died a terrible death as well. This went on for weeks and weeks and turtle would not laugh. When finally the only animals left were the lion, the turtle, and the hyenas. So lion told the hyenas, bring me your best jokester and we will finish this contest. So the hyenas brought their best comic and he told his joke. The turtles eyes widened he looked at lion and said ha...haha....hahahahahahahahaha! I just got the zebras joke.

Teacher asks Johnny, "What's Wrong?"

Johnny :- Our house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny, are you asleep?'

I say No & he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye

Teacher:- Tonight, when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Johnny:- Dad asked me if I was asleep. I shut up & kept dead still.
Then my mum and dad started moving at the same time.
Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically &
squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, "Are you coming?"
Mum said, "Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?"
Dad answered:- Yes.

Well, they don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, "wait for me, I'm coming too".

There have been no major protests against former Park Geun-hye's imprisonment.

No Free Park-ing in South Korea.

What did South Korea say to their President?

Good-bye, Geun-hye.

A lion calls 911 and gets put on hold.

a couple of minutes later...

911 what is your emergency?

Jeez Finally! One of our lion cubs was eaten by a hyena!

Are the other cubs safe??

Well, I actually got really hungry while I was on hold...

The other day I saw a documentary of hyenas eating the remains of a dead lion

I guess they just ate what was lion around.

I crossed a slot machine with a hyena...

when it took my money it just laughed at me.

What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Helping Grandpa

I was working on a Natural Gas pipe in the kitchen when my two granddaughters
came up to see what was going on. The Three year old sat in my lap and her four
year old sister sat on the floor across from us. They marveled as I gave a fine turn
on the gas valve with a large pipe wrench.

As I opened the valve, I explained to the girls I needed to purge the gas line of any
air . They squinted and shyed away from the noise and blast as the gas blew past us.

Grandma looked over the counter and asked Are you girls helping Grandpa?

After a course of yes the three year old explained Grandpa pulled on the pipe and
now it stinks. It smells just like Grandpa when you pull his finger.

Someday I'd love to read a biography on Park Geun-hye...

...I'm sure it'll be a Cult Classic.

What did the Hyena say about the Lion?

WE CAN HAVE WHATEVER"S LION AROUND!

Whyed the bolnd had a brused belybutton?

Her boyfriend was a blond to.

A woman named Ena goes to Africa to buy drugs.

The police ask locals if they've seen hyena going around.

Why can't hyenas bring their food back to their dens before they eat it?

It'd be too much carrion'

You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena.

You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena.

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