Hydroxide Jokes

Funniest Hydroxide Short Jokes

Short hydroxide jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hydroxide humour may include short hydrogen oxygen jokes also.

1. I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution. But then that would be a lye.
2. So I'm dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes... Yeah she is pretty basic.
3. What did Invader Zim say to the bottle of Sodium Hydroxide that had "Bleach" written on it? No, You Lye. YOU LYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!
4. Why did the Chemistry teacher give every student Sodium Hydroxide at the beginning of every semester? So they'd have a strong base for their lessons
5. Two Chemists Were Talking Chemist 1 : I'm afraid I forgot a couple polyatomic ion formulas
   Chemist 2 : Which ones?
   Chemist 1 : Hydroxide and Nitrate
   Chemist 2 : OH NO3
6. Hello, I'm Hydroxide Dad. I stand for Truth and positivity. My arch nemesis is Sodium Man. He can make me Lye.
7. Did you hear about those scientists that were killed by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrite? OH^- NO^2 !
8. What do you call an environmentalist cow that works in a sodium hydroxide factory and spills some chemical on herself? Eco lye-t**... beef
9. Why was the Manganese Hydroxide sent to prison? it's cause he was *Charged* with as**salt** and *battery*

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Hydroxide One Liners

Which hydroxide one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hydroxide? I can suggest the ones about hydrogen and hydrogen peroxide.

1. Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands. He dropped the base.
2. How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base.
3. Nobody knew what hydroxide was, so I explained it to them. They all just said, "OH."
4. A hydroxide ion and a nitric oxide molecule walk into a bar. The bartender says: "OH NO".
5. I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story.
6. TIFU by combining a hydroxide ion with nitric oxide OH NO!
7. Girl, are you Sodium Hydroxide? cause you basic.
8. Someone just threw sodium hydroxide at me. Actually, no they didn't. That's a lye.
9. Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide? Because you'll be cummingtonite
10. What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate? "OH^- NO^3+ !"
11. Why do Chemists like Sodium Hydroxide and Ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
12. Yo girl, do you contain lots of Hydroxide ions? 'Cause you're pretty basic.
13. A pumpkin spice latte is like pure sodium hydroxide. They're both extremely basic.
14. what happens when you spill sodium hydroxide
15. Do any of you know what the hydroxide ion symbol is? OH-never mind.

Ridiculous Hydroxide Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about hydroxide you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peroxide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hydroxide pranks.