Hydrogen Jokes
116 hydrogen jokes and hilarious hydrogen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hydrogen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking to make your chemistry studies a bit more entertaining? Check out this fun article on hydrogen jokes, with topics such as hydrogen peroxide, hydrogen bonds, hydrogen energy, hydrides, manganese, and silicon! Get ready to laugh and learn about this important element!
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Funniest Hydrogen Short Jokes
Short hydrogen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hydrogen humour may include short oxygen jokes also.
- Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says: "OH SNaP"
- 39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
- Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?
- My friend asked me if I liked Chemistry jokes... So I said "Sodium Hydrogen Bromine Oxygen"
- So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently.
- My mother pushed me to become a chemist, she said i would be rich now im full of calcium, sulphur and hydrogen, but got no money
- How many periodic elements does it take to turn on a light? Sulfur, Tungsten, Iodine, Technetium, and Hydrogen.
- Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask "Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"
- Two chemists are at a bar. One says, "I'd like some water." The other says "I'd like some Hydrogen Peroxide." The second one died. Of cancer, many years later.
- Nuclei and Electrons are the original hipsters of the universe. They were hydrogen before it was cool.
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Hydrogen One Liners
Which hydrogen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hydrogen? I can suggest the ones about helium and hydroxide.
- H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking.
- I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun But NaH
- What did the oxygen atom in tuxedo say to the hydrogen atoms? Bond, Covalent Bond
- Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron? Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
- How do hydrogen atoms find a new leader? They hold an *electron*.
- What did Helium do after Hydrogen and Oxygen became water? He didn't react at all.
- What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly.
- My chemistry teacher was talking about Hydrogen Bonding today. Sounds like a lot of FON.
- Hydrogen is the smartest. The rest of the elements are denser.
- A goose's beak is composed of hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and potassium. HONK
- What did Oxygen say when he realized he is losing an argument with Hydrogen? OH
- What do you get when you put hydrogen into the air? Hair
- Hydrogen punched helium... Helium didn't react.
- Explaining what is hydroxyl acid to an atom... Hydrogen ion: OH^- I get it, it is water!
- Why didn't helium and hydrogen go on a date? because He didn't want to.
Hydrogen Atoms Jokes
Here is a list of funny hydrogen atoms jokes and even better hydrogen atoms puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why is Helium more Catholic than Hydrogen? Because it has more atomic MASS
- What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium.
- Two hydrogen atoms are walking down a street... One of them trips and falls. His friend says, " are you okay? "
" I dunno. I think I lost my electron! "
"Are you sure? "
"I'm positive!" - Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says, "Hey, grab that electron, it's mine!" "How do you know?" asks the second. "'Cause I'm positive!" the first replies.
- What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common? Absolutely nothing.
- What is H20 Made out of? 20 hydrogen atoms.
- Hey baby, are you a Hydrogen atom? 'Cause ever since I saw you we've been bonded.
Hydrogen Oxygen Jokes
Here is a list of funny hydrogen oxygen jokes and even better hydrogen oxygen puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My hotel room has a partial water view! I would have preferred oxygen but hydrogen is nice, too.
- Some elements walk into a bar... Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "OH SNaP!"
- If we are made of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen. And the universe is made up of primarily oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen.Is this why I'm so spaced out?
- Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name
- What did the scientist say when he put oxygen and hydrogen together? OH.
Disclaimer - I'm sure this has been used before, but I thought of it this morning and wanted to share it.
Hydrogen Peroxide Jokes
Here is a list of funny hydrogen peroxide jokes and even better hydrogen peroxide puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My ex-girlfriend and I still have a lot of chemistry between us. Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...
- Why should you hire hydrogen peroxide as a divorce lawyer? It's a debriding agent.
Laughter Hydrogen Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about hydrogen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nitrogen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hydrogen pranks.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
"Hydrogen Monoxide! Hydrogen Monoxide! Hydrogen Monoxide!" shouted Santa.
*Asking the Chemistry teacher to play Santa this year seemed to have backfired*
A genius, while rushing on his final exam, is rejected by his university of choice because he missed a no-brainer question
"How many valence electrons are on a hydrogen atom?" in his haste to finish, wrote two by accident. Very upset by this turn of events, he takes a walk on the beach to gather his thoughts, when he's there he finds a lamp. Upon closer inspection he rubs it to discover a genie living inside. The genie offers him a wish, and he wishes that he had gotten that question right. Then the universe exploded.
Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season
* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated
Hydrogen asks his parents, Sodium and Potassium if he can go to a party.
First, he asks his mom, Sodium. He knows that she is very strict and she will probably say no.
"Na," she says, exactly what he expects
He decides to ask his dad. He is much less strict, and was in a good mood. Maybe he can let Hydrogen go to the party.
"k," he says
Old joke, still funny
A genius senior in high school takes a chemistry test. He gets his score back and is shocked he missed exactly one question and thus would not be accepted to his university of choice. He is especially bummed because the question he missed was How many valence electrons does a Hydrogen atom have? In his haste to complete the test, he had answered 2.
Depressed and despairing, he takes a walk alone along a beach and is lost in thought when he trips on a metal object in the sand. Picking it up, he finds it to be a bronze oil lamp, and as his fingers brush the surface of the lamp, a genie suddenly appears. The genie thunders, I can grant you any one wish, but you must answer now. What do you desire? The student eyes light up and immediately replies, I wish I had gotten that question right, and the universe explodes.
Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?
Hydrogen *Bro*mide.
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p**...
Teacher: Describe hydrogen Student: It is a p**... element
Teacher: Who taught you that?
Student: You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table.
A helium atom and a hydrogen atom were talking.
A helium atom and a hydrogen atom were talking.
Hydrogen says to helium, 'Hey, I think I've lost my electron.'
Helium replies 'Oh, are you sure?'
Hydrogen responds 'I'm positive'.
Two hydrogen atoms
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first says "I think I've been ionized".
The second replied " are you sure" and the first responded "yes I'm positive".
After hearing this conversation the bartender kicked them out and said to the other patrons "don't anthropomorphize atoms, they don't like it"
Some chemistry students accidentally made hydrogen cyanide.
They were actually trying to create The Final Solution.
What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?
H₂? Oh!
Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people.
\- Edward Robert Harrison, *Smithsonian Magazine*, December, 1995.
Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?
Because he took the hypocritic oath
What do scientists say when they meet each other?
Hydrogen Iodide
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So s**... Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol..
RuH-ROH.
Hydrogen and iodine combine
HI
Whos the biggest lightweight
Hydrogen
A chemist and his friend go to lunch. When asked what they want to drink,the chemist says, "I'll have some H2O." His friend says "I'll have some H2O too"
When they get their drinks, they both are fine because the waiter is a sensible person who is able to distinguish the difference between the chemical compound H2O2, hydrogen peroxide, and asking to have water, like his friend.
I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but...
The fine bros own the rights to it :(
Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends.
NaH, sounds like a bad idea
Why don't we fill hot air balloons with Hydrogen?
We don't know. No one has ever lived to tell us.
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What did the oxygen atom say to the two hydrogen atoms?
Man! This t**... is getting me wet!
The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online
The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic.
An intern is "spanking it" in the laboratory.
A scientist walks into the lab and catches the intern. He is in shock. "What on Earth are you doing?" he asks. The intern does not stop. He takes notes with his other hand and watches the hydrogen ionize. The scientist comes to the conclusion that the intern and the hydrogen are meant for each other; they are both in the excited state.
Chemistry Joke!
Hydrogen and Carbon are walking down the street when they run into each other.
The Carbon says to Hydrogen, "Are you all right? You don't look so good."
"I'm not feeling very well," says the Hydrogen. "I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the Carbon.
"Yeah, I'm positive." says the Hydrogen.
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What is the legendary chemical?
h**...-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)
Two chemists walk into a bar...
The first says the the bartender,
"I'll have some H2O,"
After which the second says
"I'll have some H2O too."
And they both enjoy their water, and get home safely to their families, because the bartender is a nice, reasonable man who would never serve Hydrogen Peroxide to a customer.
What did the hydrogen iodide say to the other hydrogen iodide?
HI
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What did the s**... deviant hydrogen say to the oxygen?
Do you like b**...?
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
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My ex-girlfriend is just like hydrogen monoxide
They are both unstable HOs.
Hydrogen and Carbon walk into a bar
Hydrogen: Hey I was thinking about starting a business about electrons and wanted to ask if you wanted to be a partner
Carbon: Sure! I've got nothing to lose!
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Santa walks into a bar followed by 3 hydrogen monoxide molecules
h**... h**... h**...
I heared Sodium and Hydrogen were getting together
And I was like "NaH!"
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What do you call a nitrogen atom having a 5-way o**... with 4 other hydrogen atoms?
Ammoooaaanium
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Yo girl, do you contain lots of Hydrogen ions?
'Cause you have an acidic personality.
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When people tell me that the U.S. made the first hydrogen bomb, I always have to correct them...
It was obviously the n**... with their *Hindenburg*.
Which element on the periodic table is best at concealing itself?
Hydrogen.
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A chemist went to see a doctor
"Doctor, I don't feel thirst and keep finding myself always dehydrated". "Drink 8 glasses of fluid a day as a guideline" adviced the doctor.
"Can I count in fruit juice?" asked the man. "Since they do contain a bit of sugar, don't forget to supplement the fluid intake with H20 too" replied the doctor.
"You sure doc? I have to drink H20 too?" the man queried. "Yes, it is vital to your b**... functions, 8 glasses a day should be enough" the doctor answered. Trusting the doctor, the chemist trusted the doctor and followed the advice.
A few days later, the chemist was found dead in his apartment due to hydrogen peroxide poisoning.
He took the doctor's advice two litrerally.
This is a little science joke my friend told me.
A 99kg man asks his friend if I eat 1kg of nachos, does that make me 1%nacho.? The friend replied to that
Well the human body is made up of sodium, oxygen, carbon and hydrogen. So that practically makes us 100% NaCHO
A man was eating the 7th planet from the sun.... what did his breath smell like?
83% hydrogen, 15% helium and 2% methane.
Why did the hydrogen stop partying around?
Because it aged too.
How is a hydrogen ion similar to North Korea?
They have no electrons.
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One day in class I started saying "hydrogen, helium, lithium..."
Then I screamed out **#"OXYGEN!"** and everyone got scared.
I said "that was the element of surprise."
I heard that boron, ruthenium and hydrogen got into a fight recently
and I was like 'BRuH'
I don't know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it's been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
