Hydroelectricity Jokes
9 hydroelectricity jokes and hilarious hydroelectricity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hydroelectricity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I used to work at a hydroelectric plant.
It was the best dam job I ever had.
After many years, my father finally got his book, "Important Moments in Hydroelectric Power" published
And it's about dam time.
I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity
Best dam program I've seen in a long time.
Are you a hydroelectric source of power?
...cause dam!
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I used to be sesquipedally loquacious
I got bullied because I couldn't even explain that that meant I was talking all the time with big and overly complicated words.
That's when the e**... made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device.
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I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.
They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.
My wife walks in and asks, Is that the Hoover Dam?
Me: No, it's the Three Gorges Dam in China.
Her: Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.
Me: Honey, don't be a dam racist!
Sen. Franklin R. Lee of Idaho was instrumental in obtaining a 100-megawatt hydroelectric plant...
.. on the Givva River for the benefit of his hometown, Medea. When the plant was finished, the dedication plaque read:
> Frank Lee, Medea, Idaho, Givva Dam
How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?
Two dam bad! (OC!)
What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?
A God dam engineer.
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