Hydro Jokes
32 hydro jokes and hilarious hydro puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hydro that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hydro Short Jokes
Short hydro jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hydro humour may include short humidity jokes also.
- My cousin is a hydro-technician. Cleaning those golf carts gives him a lot of time to come up with better job titles.
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Hydro One Liners
Which hydro one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hydro? I can suggest the ones about fluid and heat.
- What do you call a super watered down liquor with all the oxygen removed? Hydro-gin
- How does Aquaman calm himself down? With 2 Hydros and an Oxy.
- What do you call an extremely durable, hydro-powered country? Eternal d**...
Silly & Ridiculous Hydro Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about hydro you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hydro pranks.
A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.
'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'
Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line)
Enough to break the ice, how's it going?
Hydrogen asks his parents, Sodium and Potassium if he can go to a party.
First, he asks his mom, Sodium. He knows that she is very strict and she will probably say no.
"Na," she says, exactly what he expects
He decides to ask his dad. He is much less strict, and was in a good mood. Maybe he can let Hydrogen go to the party.
"k," he says
So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen
Sodium reacted violently.
If hydrolysis is splitting things with water and electrolysis is splitting things with electricity...
... What is analysis?
A friend calls his engineer friend
A friend calls his engineer friend. What are you doing? He asks. The engineer answers "I'm in the middle of the project hydro thermal behavior of porcelain glass and metals under a controlled high-pressured environment". I am not sure I understand, can you explain it in plain language?. And the engineer answers "I'm washing the dishes and my wife is watching me"
A hydroxide ion and a nitric oxide molecule walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "OH NO".
Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
Are you a hydroelectric source of power?
...cause dam!
Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.
They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"
It replys "I'm positive."
How do hydrogen atoms find a new leader?
They hold an *electron*.
If you're a hydrophiliac...
Does that mean water makes you wet?
Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen
Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask "Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"
Hydrogen is the smartest.
The rest of the elements are denser.
Hydrogen and Carbon walk into a bar
Hydrogen: Hey I was thinking about starting a business about electrons and wanted to ask if you wanted to be a partner
Carbon: Sure! I've got nothing to lose!
Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?
They're always getting com-busted.
Yes I am hydrophobic
I hate 70% of myself
Hydrogen punched helium...
Helium didn't react.
Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people.
\- Edward Robert Harrison, *Smithsonian Magazine*, December, 1995.
A Hydrogen atom sits crying in the corner...
I approached and asked if he was okay. He said "No, I lost my electron"
I said "Are you sure?"
He said "Yes, I'm positive"
(This joke once scored me a week's extension on some chemistry coursework I hadn't been doing)
The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online
The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic.
"Hydrogen Monoxide! Hydrogen Monoxide! Hydrogen Monoxide!" shouted Santa.
*Asking the Chemistry teacher to play Santa this year seemed to have backfired*
How is a hydrogen ion similar to North Korea?
They have no electrons.
Hello, I'm Hydroxide Dad. I stand for Truth and positivity.
My arch nemesis is Sodium Man. He can make me Lye.
Why did the hydrogen stop partying around?
Because it aged too.
Hydrogen and iodine combine
HI
Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?
It was a Free Radical.
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down a street...
One of them trips and falls. His friend says, " are you okay? "
" I dunno. I think I lost my electron! "
"Are you sure? "
"I'm positive!"
Two hydrogen atoms
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first says "I think I've been ionized".
The second replied " are you sure" and the first responded "yes I'm positive".
After hearing this conversation the bartender kicked them out and said to the other patrons "don't anthropomorphize atoms, they don't like it"
