Hydraulic Press Jokes
8 hydraulic press jokes and hilarious hydraulic press puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hydraulic press that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hydraulic Press Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I'm feeling sad because I went to the supermarket today for the sale they had on ginger ale but they were dumping all their stock into a hydraulic crusher out back.
It was soda pressing.
What is a hydraulic press's favorite vegetable?
SQUASH
I just saw a video of someone crushing a 6 pack of Coke in a hydraulic press. All that wasted cola made me so sad.
It was soda-pressing
Did you hear about that guy who died from crushing a Coke in a hydraulic press?
It was soda-pressing.
Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?
Because it's soda pressing
What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?
File compression
What did the metal say to the hydraulic press?
"I'm impressed"
Did you hear about the hydraulic press?
It wasn't very impressive.
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