Hydraulic Jokes
9 hydraulic jokes and hilarious hydraulic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hydraulic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make sure to take a break from your daily engineering job to enjoy some hydraulic jokes! From the complexities of hydraulic fluid to the complexities of winch and valve systems, we have collected a range of jokes about hydraulic engineering that you're sure to love. If you're looking for some lubrication for your day, these hydraulic jokes are sure to help.
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What is a good hydraulic joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I'm feeling sad because I went to the supermarket today for the sale they had on ginger ale but they were dumping all their stock into a hydraulic crusher out back.
It was soda pressing.
They say there's no opinions in science
But I've seen people get real heated over thermochemistry
And they really melt down when you bring up nuclear engineering
Have you seen how twisted people get when it comes to DNA?
Cartography is the worst, people are just all over the map
You should see how hormonal people get about endocrinology
You can really feel the pressure in the room when someone brings up hydraulics.
What is a hydraulic press's favorite vegetable?
SQUASH
I just saw a video of someone crushing a 6 pack of Coke in a hydraulic press. All that wasted cola made me so sad.
It was soda-pressing
Did you hear about that guy who died from crushing a Coke in a hydraulic press?
It was soda-pressing.
My friend thinks I am addicted to hydraulic fluid
But I know I can stop anytime.
Did you hear about the guy who crushes Pepsi cans with a hydraulic press?
It's sodapressing.
Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?
Because it's soda pressing
What's the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
One has hydraulics and the other has hybollocks
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