The Best 12 Hydrant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hydrant jokes. There are some hydrant manhole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hydrant hose puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hydrant Jokes and Puns

If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P

A Mathematician is given a psychological test.

The first question asked "You see a burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" After much deliberation, the Mathematician decides he would attach the hose to the hydrant. He is then asked "You see a non-burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" to which the Mathematician immediately responds, "I'll set the house of fire to reduce this to a problem I've already solved."

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.

Benefits were good, but the parking was terrible.

Hydrant joke, I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory...

but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

[credit to Stephen Wright]

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.


A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside.

And K-9-P on the outside.

A fire hydrant contains H20 on the inside.

And K9P on the outside.

Hydrant joke, A fire hydrant contains H20 on the inside.

Last Halloween I was driving my son around and we ran into a fire hydrant.

Probably the worst costume I've ever seen.

If H2O is inside a fire hydrant what is outside a fire hydrant?

K9P

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory..

I wasn't able to park anywhere near the place.

You can explore hydrant extinguish reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hydrant sprinkler dad jokes. There are also hydrant puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


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I used to work at a fire hydrant producing plant, but you couldn't park any where near the place.

Steven Wright

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hydrant firehouse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hydrant tap piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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