Hydrant Jokes

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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P

A Mathematician is given a psychological test.

The first question asked "You see a burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" After much deliberation, the Mathematician decides he would attach the hose to the hydrant. He is then asked "You see a non-burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" to which the Mathematician immediately responds, "I'll set the house of fire to reduce this to a problem I've already solved."

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.

Benefits were good, but the parking was terrible.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory...

but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
[credit to Stephen Wright]

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside.

And K-9-P on the outside.

I'm not saying it's cold outside, but…

I had to take a chisel along when I walked the dog to free him from a fire hydrant.

Last Halloween I was driving my son around and we ran into a fire hydrant.

Probably the worst costume I've ever seen.

Sniffs

Two dogs were walking down the street. One dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for a minute, then walks back across the street. The other dog says, "What was that about?"
The dog first dog says, "I was just checking my messages."

When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant

They are just checking their pee-mail.