Hydra Jokes
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How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark's parents?
One Buck.
How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?
Gatorade
What is a hydraulic press's favorite vegetable?
SQUASH
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony's parents?
1 buck
A Warrior Cuts off the head of a Hydra formed by fusing 8 mythical beast,
and 2 heads Grows in it place,
he cuts those off and 4 grows,
he cuts those off and 8 grows,
he cuts those off and 16 grows,
he cuts those off and 32 grows,
he cuts those off and 64 grows,
he cuts those off and 128 grows,
he cuts those off and the Hydra Dies because the Hydra was made of 8 bits.
Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?
Because it's soda pressing
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