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40 hybridization jokes and hilarious hybridization puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hybridization that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hybridization Short Jokes

Short hybridization jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hybridization humour may include short jokes also.

  1. So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric
  2. A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
  3. They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama
    They asked if that was a hybrid
  4. My dad tried to kill himself He parked the car in the garage and left it running for hours with the garage doors closed. He came inside the house after 4 hours when he realized we had a hybrid car.
  5. I've decided to buy a hybrid vehicle. It's the front of one welded to the back of another.
  6. Kalahsnikov is making an electric and a hybrid car. It'll come in two transmissions: automatic and semi-automatic
  7. Did you hear about the new hybrid car? It's a cross between the Prius and the Prizm. They call it the priapism.
  8. Tesla is designing a new solar-powered hybrid... It'll run completely clean during the day, but will produce nocturnal emissions.
  9. So I heard Toyota has been focusing less on their hybrid cars They've put them on low prius

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Hybridization One Liners

Which hybridization one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hybridization? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? He was a melon-cauliflower.
  2. What do you call a hybrid car prototype? A Priustoric vehicle!
  3. I saw a VW hybrid today. It runs on gasoline and lies.
  4. What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car? A green bean.
  5. Thinking about starting a Southern/Korean BBQ restaurant hybrid, called... Seoul Food.
  6. Ever heard about the hybrid of a goldfish and a shark? It grants you three last wishes.
  7. The mule was the original hybrid vehicle.
  8. Why aren't there more hybrid forms of cantaloupe? They can't elope.
  9. From what era did the hybrid Tyranasaur originate from? The Prius-storic period!
  10. What do you call a rooster, octopus, and cat hybrid? a Cocktopussy
  11. What do you call a hybrid between a horse and a pirate? A Centarrg!
  12. What do you call a plant and sock hybrid? A sockluent
  13. What is a cheating wife's worst nightmare? A husband in his hybrid
  14. What do you call a s**..., dyslexic crow? A hybrid
  15. What did the i**... couple name their child? Prius, because it's a hybrid.

Hybridization Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hybridization you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hybridization pranks.

Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.

A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.
He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects.
He stands in front of the crowd and brings out a xerox machine and kitten.
He walked into the invention and clicked the button to combine himself with the two objects.
As the smoke clears and the man walks out, not one is impressed.
It is understandable though, the man was a copy cat.