The Best 22 Hybrid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hybrid jokes. There are some hybrid minivan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hybrid renault puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hybrid Jokes and Puns

So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid

Guess that makes it Priustoric

Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset?

He was a melon-cauliflower.

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.

When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.

Hybrid joke, A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new p

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

What do you call a hybrid car prototype?

A Priustoric vehicle!


They told me to bring an exotic animal

I said alpaca Llama

They asked if that was a hybrid

I saw a VW hybrid today.

It runs on gasoline and lies.

Hybrid joke, I saw a VW hybrid today.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

My dad tried to kill himself

He parked the car in the garage and left it running for hours with the garage doors closed. He came inside the house after 4 hours when he realized we had a hybrid car.

I've decided to buy a hybrid vehicle.

It's the front of one welded to the back of another.

Kalahsnikov is making an electric and a hybrid car.

It'll come in two transmissions: automatic and semi-automatic

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What did the interracial couple name their child?

Prius, because it's a hybrid.

Did you hear about the new hybrid car?

It's a cross between the Prius and the Prizm. They call it the priapism.

What Do You Call a Disappointed Human/Robot Hybrid?

A Sigh-borg.

Tesla is designing a new solar-powered hybrid...

It'll run completely clean during the day, but will produce nocturnal emissions.

Thinking about starting a Southern/Korean BBQ restaurant hybrid, called...

Seoul Food.

Hybrid joke, Thinking about starting a Southern/Korean BBQ restaurant hybrid, called...

Ever heard about the hybrid of a goldfish and a shark?

It grants you three last wishes.

What do you call a hybrid between a snake and a headgehog?

Barbed wire.

The mule was the original hybrid vehicle.


Why aren't there more hybrid forms of cantaloupe?

They can't elope.

From what era did the hybrid Tyranasaur originate from?

The Prius-storic period!

What do you call a rooster, octopus, and cat hybrid?

a Cocktopussy

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