Hut Jokes
47 hut jokes and hilarious hut puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hut that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hut Short Jokes
Short hut jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hut humour may include short shack jokes also.
- Did you hear mike tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?
- I mixed up the Pizza Hut app and Grindr. There is a 10 vegetarian with extra cheese on the way over and I'm not sure what to expect….
- How do you know when there’s an accordion player at your front door? His hat says “Pizza Hut” and he doesn’t know when to come in.
- If I win the lottery, I'm going to give all the money to charity. After all, she's my favourite dancer down at the Jiggly Hut.
- Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut? He's working in the crust station.
- I don't remember if I used my pizza hut and Grindr app. All I know is that I got a 10 inch meat lover coming my way.
- After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now.
- Become a PhD After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
- I got a notification that my 10 inch Italian meat lover is on its way. I'm not sure if that's from Pizza Hut or grindr.
- I thought I was in heaven when I happened upon a shack in the middle of the desert. It had a sign that read, 'Cannabis Hut, get baked for free!' Apparently, cannibals can't spell very well.
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Hut One Liners
Which hut one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hut? I can suggest the ones about rescuers and cottage.
- Pizza Hut is very consistent... The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in.
- What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut
- What do you get if you cross Mr. T and star wars? Jibber Jabber the Hut
Sorry I'm drunk. - What's Bob Wylie's favorite food? Pizza HUT!
- What kind of house does a quarterback live in? Hut.
- Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.
- Why did ancient Roman build the hut? Cuz it's pizza hut
- What did the Italian architects help build USA? Pizza Hut.
- I like my Africans like I like my pizza... Thin and in a hut.
- What is Jabba the Hut's middle name? the
- Where did the drill instructor live? A TIN HUT!
- Yo Mama Yo Mama so fat, she ate a whole pizza.... Hut
- Your mama's so fat She makes Jaba the Hut look like a slug.
- My d**...'s like Pizza Hut... Kids eat for free.
- What's Jared Fogle's favorite place in Bikini Bottom? w**... Hut Jr's
Pizza Hut Jokes
Here is a list of funny pizza hut jokes and even better pizza hut puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.
Lol, sorry if it's corny. Pizza hut guy came and my delivery request was to tell a joke. Shout out to delivery dude! - I just got a free meal in Pizza Hut. They do it for everyone who jumps out of the toilet window and runs away.
Cheeky Hut Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about hut you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean village jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hut pranks.
So there was a tribal chief who decided he needed the biggest hut in the village...
so he gathered the grass he needed and built the only two story hut in the village. He placed his throne on the second story and held audiences there. One night while he slept the throne fell through the floor and crushed his head. The moral of this story is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
A ship sailing past a remote island spots a man who had been stranded there for several years.
The captain goes to shore and notices three huts.
What's the first hut for? He asks?
That's my house says the castaway.
what's the second hut for?
That's my church.
And the third?
Oh, that? That's the church I used to go to.
My Dad actually said this is a Denver area Pizza Hut.
A group of maybe 6\-8 of us were finishing up our meal when a rather large woman \(our waitress\) came over and asked my dad if "we wanna box for our left over pizza?" Without skipping a beat, my dad looks her right in the eye and says "no, but I'll wrestle ya for it!". The look on her face was priceless!
Man found dead in Pizza Hut.....
Police found the body of a man in the storeroom at Pizza Hut. He was covered in ham, pineapple, anchovies and pepperoni, They don't suspect m**.... They think he topped himself.
An old man...
An old man, living alone in a hut in the mountains walked down to the village one day. He went to the doctor.
- I want to be castrated
- No? Surely you don't want to do that?
- Yes, I do! Please castrate me!
And so they did.
When he later walked back up to his hut he met another man, also living alone in a hut in the mountains. The other man said:
- Hi there! I'm going to the doctor. I'm going to be vaccinated.
- Vaccinated! That was the word!
A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years.
The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.
What's the first hut for? he asks.
That's my house, says the castaway.
What's the second hut for?
That's my church.
And the third hut?
Oh, that? sniffs the castaway. That's the church I used to go to.
People in glass houses...
A pacific island tribal king was infamous for conquering surrounding islands and stealing the defeated king's throne, and then stowing it, like a trophy, in the attic of his grass hut.
One day when sitting on his throne in said grass hut, the ceiling collapses under the weight of his trophies and the king is killed.
Which goes to prove that people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
A man is found alone on a deserted island
The sailor who found him saw three huts that were built by the man.
The sailor asks, "What's that first hut?"
"Oh, that's my house!", replied the man.
"And the second?", the sailor asked again.
"That's my church where I worship!", the man said.
"So, what does that make the third?"
"Oh, that's where I used to go to church."
Middle hut
A man was stranded on a desert island for 20 years when a navy ship finally spots him. The captain comes ashore and notices three huts. What are they used for? the captain asks.
Well, the hut one on the left is where I live, says the man. and the one on the right is where I go to church.
So what about that hut in the middle?
The man sneers, That's the church I used to attend!
A ship, sailing past an island, finds a man there who had become stranded alone years earlier. The commander disembarks to rescue the man and sees three huts.
"What's that first hut there?", he asks.
"Oh, that's my house", replies the castaway.
"What about that second hut there?"
"That's my church."
"And what about the third one over there?"
"That?", replies the man, disdainfully. "That's the church I used to go to."
The stranded man
A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.
What's the first hut for? he asks.
That's my house, says the castaway.
What's the second hut for?
That's my church.
And the third hut?
Oh, that? sniffs the castaway. That's the church I used to go to
What's common to the cockpit of a modern fighter aircraft and the inside of a headhunter's hut?
The heads-up display
I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet
because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place: Mitch's Pizzeria -- this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza.'
How is a chinese thief called?
Chinese How hot is the thief?
Imagines.
What Chinese cop?
Tooth imagines.
That the Chinese police dogs?
Tooth imagines that dealer.
What's hut by the Chinese police dogs?
Long Fing that dealer tooth construction.