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Funniest Hustling Short Jokes

Short hustling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hustling humour may include short jokes also.

  1. I was at a party last weekend The DJ played the Macarena, so I did the Macarena
    Next, he played the Hustle, so I did the Hustle
    Finally, he played "Come on, Eileen". I got kicked out for that one.
  2. They played Do the Twist and i did the twist. They played Do the Hustle and i did the hustle. They played Come On Eileen.... ...now I'm banned from the club.
  3. My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! ...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped.

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Hustling One Liners

Which hustling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hustling? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What's it called when a crab is walking to it's part time job? A side hustle.
  2. What was the baker's secret side hustle? OnlyPans
  3. What's similar between a head coach and a rapper? They both love a good hustle.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about hustling can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of hustling puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hustling Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hustling you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make hustling prank.

A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"

My friends told me I needed to loosen up....

so we went to a club and had a few drinks, after the 5th one I was ready dance.
So I went to the dance floor and then "The Twist" began to play, and I did The Twist.
Then "The Hustle" began to play, and I did The Hustle
Then "Come on Eileen" played and I got banned from the club.

When I was in college I agreed to go out dancing at a club with some pals for my friend Eileen's birthday...

I don't really like to dance, so they had to twist my arm a bit, but when I got there I started to have a lot of fun.
They played "The Twist" and I did the twist!
They played "The Hustle" and I did the hustle!
Then they played "Come On Eileen"...

The Dance Club

I went to a dance club about a week ago...
They played "The Twist", so I did the twist.
They played "Do the Hustle", so I did the hustle.
They played "Come On Eileen"...I got kicked out for that one.

"I don't understand." The man said...

"They played 'Do the Hustle'. I did the Hustle...
They played 'Paint It Black'. I did that too...
They played 'Come On Eileen'. Now I'm here with you."
"I see," said the lawyer.

Having grown up in a small secluded area of Key West, I met a new friend who just moved here from New York.

Quite the change from all the hustle & bustle of city life for him. I was excited to hear all about his life there over dinner with his parents in town visiting.
He exclaims: Stores are massive, and the restaurants are fantastic!
Then he said; I went to a lot of t**... bars! Great drink specials! Do you have those here?? (Grinning heavily)
His mom: What do they do if it stars to rain?

Rich old man prepares for his death

A rich old man was on his deathbed. He knew he was soon to depart this world, but he could not bear the thought of leaving his wealth behind.
So he summoned his wife and instructed her to visit the bank, withdraw a large amount of cash, and stash it in the attic in a burlap sack. "I'll just grab the sack as I float up to heaven," the man said to himself.
His wife did as he requested and a few days later the man died. But in all the hustle and bustle of the f**... arrangements she forgot about the cash in the attic.
Years later she was cleaning out the attic and came upon the sack of money. "I knew it," she said, "I just knew it. I should have put it in the basement."

A wife's husband and her lover end up at the same backyard party.

They are actually talking to each other, though somewhat unacquainted. The wife wants to somehow interject and separate the two.
"Honey, do you want a beer?"
"Yes."
"Yes."
She hustles off. flustered and embarrassed at **both** of them responding.
The husband looks wryly at the gentleman next to him..
"Hmm.." he begins thinking. "How did *he* know I wanted a beer?"

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The impact of these hustling jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.