Hussein Jokes

Funniest Hussein Short Jokes

Short hussein jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hussein humour may include short president jokes also.

1. What did Saddam Hussein have in common with Little Miss Muffet? They both had Kurds in their way.
2. So Saddam Hussein was trying to give George Bush a high-five... But George Bush left him hanging.
3. After all these years I can't quit thinking Saddam Hussein might still be in power if he hadn't named his missiles "Scuds."
4. I went to university with Saddam Hussein We were studying chemistry and combined inhumanities
5. Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
   A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
6. Why did Bush overthrow Saddam Hussein? He didn't want him to build an iraqet
7. What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives
8. Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates? In Iraq.
9. Sadaam Hussein created his own brand of bubble bath. It was called "Baath Party".
10. There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called "Soap on a Rope"

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Hussein One Liners

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1. I high-fived Saddam Hussein Didn't want to leave him hanging
2. Where was Saddam Hussein found hiding? Between Iraq and a hard place.
3. I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president.
4. Why didn't Saddam Hussein watch Return of the King? He was living under Iraq
5. Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq
6. What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance
7. Who is the fastest dictator ? Hussein Bolt
8. What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack.
9. What is Saddam Hussein's favorite food? Yellow cake.
10. Saddam Hussein wanted to rule the world... ...but he couldn't kuwait
11. why didnt saddam hussein take a shower he wanted to take a ba'ath
12. What do you call a car that becomes a brutal dictator? Sedan Hussein
13. Saddam Hussein was found Guilty in a Court of Law but he was given a suspended sentence
14. Sadam Hussein appealed his case his sentence was suspended
15. Who is Iggu Azalea's favourite Hussein brother? Uday! Uday!

Saddam Hussein Jokes

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• Why do women like saddam hussein? He was hung

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