Husky Jokes

54 husky jokes and hilarious husky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about husky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Stumped on ideas to make your friends laugh? This article has you covered - check out 20 hilarious Husky jokes! Whether you're a Washington Husky, Cougar Husky, Alaskan Dog Whisperer, or just a fan of the breed - you're sure to find a joke to bring the house down.

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Funniest Husky Short Jokes

Short husky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The husky humour may include short hound dog jokes also.

  1. My wife slapped me when I told her I'm buying her a puppy for Christmas. I thought she'd be excited to hear that she's getting a little husky...
  2. A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.
  3. I was concerned about my dogs weight so I took them to a vet Turns out their just a little husky
  4. I used to have a border collie... ...then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.
  5. Did you hear about the guy whose vocal cords were damaged in an accident, so they had to do a transplant from a puppy? He's doing okay but his voice is a little husky now.
  6. Why was it so hard for the Malamute puppy to find clothes in his size? Because he was a little Husky.
  7. Why are huskies always drunk? Because _whine_ runs in their blood!
    You can thank my 2 AM sleep-deprived brain for this :P
  8. My friends keep calling my new puppy fat... But he's really not.. He's just a little husky
  9. What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky? The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian.
  10. All puppies shucking corn..... Are a litlle Husky... It's a gosh darn corn joke. I am a God!

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Husky One Liners

Which husky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with husky? I can suggest the ones about herding dog and puppy.

  1. Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?
  2. Why does the dog not appreciate being called fat? Because he's just a little Husky.
  3. My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast. He's a little Husky.
  4. What do you call a fat dog? A little husky
  5. What do you call a chubby puppy? Husky
  6. I'm not saying my neighbor's dog is fat But she's more than a little husky.
  7. I should put my dog on a diet... He is getting a little husky
  8. Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit? She was a little husky.
  9. What do you call a puppy that is on the fatter side? A little husky.
  10. What's a corn farmers favorite kind of dog A Husky
  11. I like my women how I like my sled dogs... a little husky
  12. What kind of dog loves the internet? A cyber-ian husky!
  13. What kind of dog likes corn? A Husky
  14. Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door? He was a little husky
  15. How does a South African Eskimo get inside his house? With his Huskies

Husky Dog Jokes

Here is a list of funny husky dog jokes and even better husky dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Last night I asked my dog why he was outside our house. He said he couldn't find his husky.
  • Last night my dog wasn't able to get inside the house. When I asked him about it, he told me he couldn't find his husky.
  • My dog is fat If he weren't a king charles spaniel, he'd be a little husky
  • How is a coconut like a Siberian dog? They're both husky...
  • I took my new dog to a Veterinarian. He went in Samoyed but came out Husky.
  • My dog got a s**... change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music He's now my Trans-Siberian Husky
Husky joke, My dog got a s**... change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music

Ridiculous Husky Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about husky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sheepdog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make husky pranks.

A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.

Poodle says: "I'll only choose the mate who can use the words 'Liver' and 'Cheese' in one sentence..."
Husky: "Well that's easy, I love liver and I love cheese!"
Poodle: "That's not gonna work"
Pitbull: "I hate liver and I hate cheese!"
Poodle: "...No"

An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

A blind man walks into a bar

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says,
Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind guy says, Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

3 dogs met at the park

The Husky mentioned that God has blessed Huskies as the superior breed.
The Rottweiler snapped quickly and replied that God said Rottweilers are the absolute best!
The German Sheppard turned and asked, I said what ?

I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy.

All I said was,
"Hey, you're getting a little husky."

How do you get an Alaskan flat tire?

When the husky falls over

Husky joke, My dog is fat

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