The Best 34 Husky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Husky jokes. There are some husky raucous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these husky husky telling puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Husky Jokes and Puns

A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky.

She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

How does JODY HUSKY bark??

RiFF RiFF

Why wasn't the puppy able to pull the sled?

He was a little husky

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I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy.

All I said was,

"Hey, you're getting a little husky."


An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

My wife slapped me when I told her I'm buying her a puppy for Christmas.

I thought she'd be excited to hear that she's getting a little husky...

Husky joke, My wife slapped me when I told her I'm buying her a puppy for Christmas.

What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky?

The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian.

Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door?

He was a little husky

A blind man walks into a bar

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says,

Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?

The blind guy says, Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

Why does the dog not appreciate being called fat?

Because he's just a little Husky.

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What kind of dog likes corn?

A Husky

My dog is fat

If he weren't a king charles spaniel, he'd be a little husky

What kind of dog loves the internet?

A cyber-ian husky!

Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky

Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?

What do you call a puppy that is on the fatter side?

A little husky.

Husky joke, What do you call a puppy that is on the fatter side?

Did you hear about the guy whose vocal cords were damaged in an accident, so they had to do a transplant from a puppy?

He's doing okay but his voice is a little husky now.

My dog got a sex change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music

He's now my Trans-Siberian Husky

I like my women how I like my sled dogs...

a little husky


I should put my dog on a diet...

He is getting a little husky

How do you get an Alaskan flat tire?

When the husky falls over

What's a corn farmers favorite kind of dog

A Husky

3 dogs met at the park

The Husky mentioned that God has blessed Huskies as the superior breed.

The Rottweiler snapped quickly and replied that God said Rottweilers are the absolute best!

The German Sheppard turned and asked, I said what ?

All puppies shucking corn.....

Are a litlle Husky... It's a gosh darn corn joke. I am a God!

Last night my dog wasn't able to get inside the house.

When I asked him about it, he told me he couldn't find his husky.

Last night I asked my dog why he was outside our house.

He said he couldn't find his husky.

Husky joke, Last night I asked my dog why he was outside our house.

My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast.

He's a little Husky.

I used to have a border collie...

...then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.

My friends keep calling my new puppy fat...

But he's really not.. He's just a little husky


I'm not saying my neighbor's dog is fat

But she's more than a little husky.

A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.

Poodle says: "I'll only choose the mate who can use the words 'Liver' and 'Cheese' in one sentence..."

Husky: "Well that's easy, I love liver and I love cheese!"

Poodle: "That's not gonna work"

Pitbull: "I hate liver and I hate cheese!"

Poodle: "...No"

Chihuahua: "LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!"

What do you call a fat dog?

A little husky

What do you call a chubby puppy?

Husky

I was concerned about my dogs weight so I took them to a vet

Turns out their just a little husky


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