Husky Dog Jokes

Funniest Husky Dog Short Jokes

Short husky dog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The husky dog humour may include short husky jokes also.

1. I was concerned about my dogs weight so I took them to a vet Turns out their just a little husky
2. What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky? The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian.
3. Last night I asked my dog why he was outside our house. He said he couldn't find his husky.
4. Last night my dog wasn't able to get inside the house. When I asked him about it, he told me he couldn't find his husky.
5. My dog got a s**... change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music He's now my Trans-Siberian Husky

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Husky Dog One Liners

Which husky dog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with husky dog? I can suggest the ones about husky telling and hound dog.

1. Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?
2. Why does the dog not appreciate being called fat? Because he's just a little Husky.
3. My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast. He's a little Husky.
4. What do you call a fat dog? A little husky
5. I'm not saying my neighbor's dog is fat But she's more than a little husky.
6. I should put my dog on a diet... He is getting a little husky
7. Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit? She was a little husky.
8. What's a corn farmers favorite kind of dog A Husky
9. I like my women how I like my sled dogs... a little husky
10. What kind of dog loves the internet? A cyber-ian husky!
11. What kind of dog likes corn? A Husky
12. Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door? He was a little husky
13. My dog is fat If he weren't a king charles spaniel, he'd be a little husky
14. How is a coconut like a Siberian dog? They're both husky...
15. I took my new dog to a Veterinarian. He went in Samoyed but came out Husky.

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