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3 husk jokes and hilarious husk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about husk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Amusing Husk Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What is a good husk joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.

Poodle says: "I'll only choose the mate who can use the words 'Liver' and 'Cheese' in one sentence..."
Husky: "Well that's easy, I love liver and I love cheese!"
Poodle: "That's not gonna work"
Pitbull: "I hate liver and I hate cheese!"
Poodle: "...No"
chihuahua: "LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!"

Why are huskies always drunk?

Because _whine_ runs in their blood!
You can thank my 2 AM sleep-deprived brain for this :P

What do you call a potato and an ear of corn in a police car?

Starchy and Husk


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