Husband Washing Dishes Jokes
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Wife: "Why are the dishes still in the sink?"
Husband: "Because if I let them soak for long enough, getting them clean will be effortless.
\**Wife rolls eyes*\*
Wife: "Oh forget it. I'll do it myself."
\**Wife goes to wash the dishes*\*
Husband (under his breath): "See? Effortless."
Whenever I call my husband to wash the dishes, I am reminded what a great lover he is.
He never comes quickly.
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A pregnant woman goes to the doctor
... and she is worried about all the tasks she won't be able to do. She asks the doctor if she is still able to wash dishes. He tells her yes. She asks if she can still walk the dog. The doctor again tells her yes. Then she pauses for a moment. The doctor thinks he knows what she is about to ask. The woman starts to speak and says, "Doctor, my husband was wondering---" the doctor interrupted her and told her that yes, s**... was still permissible and would not harm the baby. The woman looks at him and says, "No doc, my husband was wondering if I could still mow the grass."
Moroccan joke
There's a feminist convention going on where women are talking about what they've accomplished with their SO.
A lady stands up and says "I told my husband that if he wanted clean clothes, he'd have to wash them himself, after the first day, i didn't see anything, second day, still nothing, and third day he started washing his own clothes." The whole crowd starts cheering.
Second lady stands up and says "I told my husband that if he wanted his dishes cleaned, he'd have to clean them himself, first day I didn't see anything, second day still nothing, and the third day I saw that he started washing some plates." The crowd cheers even more.
Moroccan lady with shades stands up and says "i told my husband that if he wanted couscous, he'd have to cook it himself, first day I didn't see anything, second day still nothing, third day I could start seeing a bit out of my left eye."
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